The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
Cap can't possibly understand the intellect required to be worthy of the mighty cardboard tube
Oh, yeah, you must have to to be one hell of an intellectual to worship a cardboard tube.
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
Hydrok is way too obsessed with Dogbert and 'bopping' people
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And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...