My dear YN moderaters,

It has come to my attention that certain threads you moderaters have taken from us have not in fact been deleted. Instead, it seems YNers are simply not allowed to view them. However, I am assuming that you moderaters are allowed to see them.

How DARE you take away our how to masterbate with Veggies and how to give oral sex! Why have you taken these threads from us? Is it because you want the information and tips on pleasuring all to yourself? That doesn't seem fair.

Have you not thought of the repercussions this might cause? It is very possible that some teeny-bopper little girl learned that it was possible to masturbate with vegetables, and wasn't able to learn all the steps to the process of masturbating with a carrot. Can you imagine if she got through step one and didn't know what to do? I don't think you want that on your chest. It would be all YOUR fault. It worries me.

Please consider again allowing us to view these threads. It could be a life or death situation.

Sincerely,
Crzyme19

Um...why? Of all the things to want to learn to do...

I wish I knew how to masturbate with vegetables

There are more teeny boppers now.

I think they need that thread back.

It shouldn't be.
Granted, it belongs in Health & Sexuality,
but it is important to some people.
Should virgins be the only one's with a say?
Some of America's YOUTH have sex.
They should know how to do it right.

I bet I know the next thread going to the Lounge!

Wow.
YN sure has made a lot of changes since I created this thread. Maybe I should make a "Top 10 ways to pull a carrot out of your vagina" ?

Heh.

*bump*

The teeny-bopper waiting on those carrots is now in her twenties... How does she get the carrots out?

Common knowledge to teeny-boppers atleast.

...you and the teeny-bopper seem to be getting pretty close. *wink wink*

Common knowledge, Crzaly. Common knowledge.
(Plus I talked to the teenybopper)

Well, honestly, I was expecting it to be a male, not a female, so I'll have to think about this one a bit.

...you still seem to know a lot more than you should about it "getting stuck".

Also, you're in trouble if it gets stuck...

a little bit off subject but i suggest not masturbating with food. that is a hotbed for infection.
carry on with the original thread.

Well Crzy, now that we know who the teenybopper is, what do you suggest we do?

So, I think we each need our own magic motorcycle. I'd be a little bit weirded out if we had to share it, even if it wasn't at the same time.

p.s. How is riding the magic motorcycle going to help me figure anything about the teeny-bopper out?

Crzy, maybe we should just go back to the magical motorcycle and take turns riding it. I'm sure you'll figure it all out eventually...
:-P

And Bella, Kikki is an esoteric name.

Why is it Kikki instead of Ikki?

Right. So, anyway, it is very important that we are given these board back, for the sake of the anonymous kikki-bopper, I mean teeny-bopper. Whoever she is, she needs YOUR help, YN.

Now why would it be for me? I know these things... It's for a certain OTHER person who is too embarrassed to admit anything.

*Goes on blabbering incoherently*

Oh, of course it's for someone else....
Don't worry, I believe you.