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(This is probably the most random story I have ever heard.

And charlie has way too much time on her hands.)

Probably.

(This is probably the most random story I have ever heard.

And charlie has way too much time on her hands.)

And he eats his fill of anal boil stew, then before their very eyes, turned INTO an anal boil!!!

Becky slapped her friend who shouted "damn q*eers!" but he friend.... didn't like her mom who revived dead in his sleep. like an exorcist. but thats okay because he was really a frog. who kissed stupid princesses who was a lying, backstabbing whore. she treated him so bad he jumped off a speeding ice cream truck. and found himself in the parking lot of a brand new shopping mall where he noticed a Nike store. Which caused him to fly into an uncontrollable killing spree Which caused him to fly into an uncontrollable killing spree because he refused to be a another corporate whore that bought overpriced sweatshop products. so he was sent to prison and was anally raped nightly by Big Bob. who was actually his first cousin. he finally realized that America was no more. because it was overtaken by communist ideals.so he wondered what a little prison b**** like him could do about it. so he...Ate the mashed potatoes like a good boy. but the mashed potatoes were lumpy so he used his spork to fling them on the ceiling .. they stuck for a little while and then fell on Big Bob's head.Big Bob spontaneously combusted, so the guard came in wielding an axe And smashed down the iron door. Boom! In he walked through the door and peed right there int the floor like an idiot.The people in the room all laughed because his pants fell all the way down. Both sets of cheeks became blushed and he pulled up his pants and then sent in a team of blind ninjas to do his dirty work They missed all their targets because their long lost grandparents had stolen thier pants.and put the pants on the heads of other people's kids but the pants were dirty!!!!! The humanity !!!!! As for the blind ninja's, they started a brand new career in...becoming DJs. for college radio stations in sunny Burbank.the citzens of sunny Burbank loved the ninjas so much that they become town heros only to ....
be melted by Holy Water.Which felt very good because the pretzel makers they were quite thirsty.however they figured out it didn't taste all that good.because it was laced with arsenic.So the town's league of evil decided to steal 398 cans of spam in order to Heal the chickens. Which had been sickened by the red water Which turned the towns people into raving lunatics. i hear its a popular spot for tourists ... to walk their llamas. which had blue fur. and ate grass and then vomitted it back up. which became collectable and was put into a prestigous museum of art.However, the llama's filed a lawsuit and vomit collecting was subsequently outlawed. That didn't stop the league of evil which countinued to spread slowly across the earth. which brings us back to becky Who was evil's spokesperson, secretary, attorney, and hot dog vendor. which of course has its perks but becky wanted more than just to spread evil across the earth so she .. started her own leperous nudist colony, and which offended many people. But thats okay because she was evil and didn't care if it was offensive But her attitude impressed the leaders of variuos countries who then converted to her evil naked ways and started a summer camp for new converts and the tuesday special was kiwi jello. Unfortunately, the new converts were allergic to jello and thats why they started to have a jello fight.....which got really sticky and green. but the winning team forced the losing teams to give sponge baths to the winners Hence causing the camp to be shut down for sanitary reasons, which only cause mass chaos and hysteria and the wrath of God insued God, who grew tired of the meddling affairs of Man, decided God, who grew tired of the meddling affairs of Man, decided So because of God's intervention Becky's legue of evil was broken forever but ....the corndogs gave everyone gas. Which lead to mass deaths by methane poisoning Unfortunately when this happened a guard was enjoying his smoking break and he accidently walked into a bear trap.Which was chained to a rabid llama. The llama was in a bad mood as it had a fatal disease And immediately attacked the guard. eventually ripping the poor man's face off he had to go in for skin grafting too bad he ended up looking like the Elephant Man. Speaking of Ben Franklin, did you know he said hey. "You people make me sick!" He then preceded to get down on one knee and propose to his long time girlfriend Monica. Who was really a bobcat. but a very attractive bobcat. Of course she said yes (because who can say no to the elephant man/benjamin franklin?) Who looked like a million bucks in his pink tux. and gave the person a bad eye sore..... Which could only be healed by magical salve from The tears of the phoenix. Fortunately they had one left over from Harry Potter, so J.K threatened to sue if she didn't get the royalties from the salve profits Fortunately, Ben had the best lawyers money could buy, composed of wax and toilet paper which of course lead to .... pyrotechnic spectacles if the lawyers aren't properly paid. But Ben could pay them well, so... he said "Eh, what the hell!" and pushed the big red button. which caused every toilet in the city to flush at the same time but all those toilets flushing caused the sewage system to overloading causeing a massive flood of sewage acroos the city.... bummer And that is how they get the cream inside of donuts. The end. Or was it? Later that day a group of drunken nuns thought it would be a good idea to make various chemical bombs in soda bottles and place them in the local park (remember they were drunk and not their normal poius selves) Well, the UN Weapon Inspectors were out for their morning stroll, therefore they found the intoxicated nuns and quickly aprehended them. but since they were off the clock nobody did the proper paper work which lead to The release of Saddam Hussein. and a horrible scandal involving tapioca pudding. because we all know what tapicoa pudding does to ones bowels .... its make becky want to slap somebody but decided against it when her teacher was looking at what she was doing While thinking that this post probably should've died, she went to costco to buy a Russian mail-order bride. But she got waylayed when an angry Russian man decided to an angry Russian man decided to so Bush goes nuts and presses the big red button that says 'don't touch' and decides to hide under his big desk while laura walks into the room and yells "Get me some coffee!" In other news, a late night discussion on NPR revealed the meaning of life, which is sadly only valid in New Jersey. So all the West Virginians listening to NPR call to complain and talk about themselves, only to find out that I have a lot of work to do cleaning up the gross green stuff under the toliet that my brother forgot to sell because he thought it tasted way to good so he asked his friend tom to taste it, then surprisingly he so he asked his friend tom to taste it, then surprisingly he threw it out the window and it made a mushroom cloud. Then he read the newspaper when he read that Bigfoot was elected Governor of Nevada. So the Saskatchewan province of Canada was angry that Nevada stole their mascot. Then they lodged a complaint with the indian police. then A huge shoot-out broke out and the mascot was killed so ROBOTS TOOK OVER THE WORLD!!! And everyone died except for roaches, sharks, and Mick Jagger, thus making Michael Jackson president which was the saddest thing Becky could think of.So Becky (who the heck is she!) decided to call Mr.Z who called Mr.T and they sang the quadratic formula song (to the tune of pop goes the wiesle) x=-b +or- the squareroot of b squared minus four ac all over two a! Then, all of a sudden, an explosion was heard outside Becky ran under her bed. But then, out of nowhere Bob runs out and screams Happy Hanuka Then they all broke out in interpretive dance and sang and took a turd in the middle of the dance floor and cleaned it with the Orick XL and had a beauty contest on a slippery floor Becky and Bob both slipped on the slippery floor, both exclaiming at the top of their lungs: I'm too sexy for this floor!!! Too sexy for this floor, too sexy yeah!!! Which made the squirrels wet themselves, and need a change of clothes. So they went to neiman marcus and shook hands with everyone they met and built a playhouse out of milk crates and sheets and blankets in the middle of the store for everyone to play in with them but it all came crashing down and a baby appeared from a galaxy far far away bringing glowing rocks and "We are family!" and showed them their family tree online. Suddenly they all crowded around the computer to discover obscene things and realize that maybe they need to go swimming because it was really hot. so they bought bathing suits at the jcpenney sale and when they jumped in their bathing suits, a snowstorm buried the whole world in 12 feet of powder so they traded in their new suits for parkas and tweed trousers. They finally found shelter at a cabin after trecking 5 miles in the snow and discovered it was a superstar's getaway. It had big screen tv's and designer furniture and little boys with Michael Jackson so they all ran out screaming taking the boys with them and caught the midnight train to Georgia which turned out to be the Polar Express that went to the North Pole. so santa asked them if they had been naughty or nice this year They got really confused by the question, and ended up sent to new york city because it wasnt christmas time yet. They went to times square and drank large quantities of lager and chocolate soymilk make u throw up bigtime... big chunks of vomit in the toliet left the family throwing up even more They took anti-vomiting pills but began to and put in the hospital for an eroded esophagus. The doctors prescribed them Nexium and because he mentioned a "purple pill", confusion was caused as it was intrepreted as "purple haze". It took him back to the 60's and Woodstock. Oh those were the days. After that flashback, the father went on the internet looking for a good drug dealer but because the father hit the wrong button, he accidentally ordered WMD from a secret dealer in Crawford, Texas Well, of course the CIA caught wind of this, and attempted to track him down. However... they received a startling phone call from Karl Rove who had this nasty case of anal boils so the CEO boiled some water and boiled those suckers off Which landed in the pot, and he thought he would make a nice stew out of them. It occurs to him that this type of cuisine is Dick's (Cheney) fave ( his mother once said, " Dick- now if you eat one more of those things, I swear you will turn INTO an anal boil right before my very eyes!!!") so Karl invites Dick over to which he of course readily agrees...............................

It occurs to him that this type of cuisine is Dick's (Cheney) fave ( his mother once said, " Dick- now if you eat one more of those things, I swear you will turn INTO an anal boil right before my very eyes!!!") so Karl invites Dick over to which he of course readily agrees.

Nobody has followed that rule for months.

Which landed in the pot, and he thought he would make a nice stew out of them.

so the CEO boiled some water and boiled those suckers off

who had this nasty case of anal boils

they received a startling phone call from Karl Rove

attempted to track him down. However...

Well, of course the CIA caught wind of this, and

but because the father hit the wrong button, he accidentally ordered WMD from a secret dealer in Crawford, Texas

a good drug dealer

went on the internet looking for