No.
Have you ever watched Yes, Dear?

Yes. Stupid.

Have you ever watched King of Queens?

(Another stupid one, in my opinion.)

No.
Have you ever watched King of the Hill?

Um...no.

Have you ever been ditched by your family on a Friday night because your brother can't stand you and convinced your parents not to take you somewhere they were going?

Yes.

Have you ever been REALLY annoyed with how lame and/or idiotic-seeming more than five new kids seem to be?

i cant say i have

have you ever farted super loud in public or in school?

No.
Have you ever done up your make-up like a membere of KISS and went around the neighborhood on your scooter, like you weren't wearing make-up with a play-do base?

No. I've never gotten an F in anything. Come damn close, though. (Freakin' 5th grade science!)

Have you ever been hit on by a guy in a costume at a Halloween store?

...I wish!
Have you ever gotten an "F" in social studies?

Yes, Have you ever had 23 mountain dews then rolled down a hill with your friends till you puked?

No, but my friend sings it daily.
Have you ever had a crush on someone you thought was completely unnattractive?

no

have you ever got the song my humps stuck in your head

Yes

Have you ever been skydiving with cheese? don't ask...

No.
Have you ever had an insect fly into your eye?

no

Have you ever had a bug crawl up your nose?