THE POINT OF THIS GAME IS TO MAKE THE MOST FUNNIEST JOKES EVER........I'LL START

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Bush got a coded message from Saddam.

It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent it for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down...

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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

DIRTY JOKE PLEASE READ!!!
OK so there is this little girl named mary in a christian school who always falls asleep. The teacher is asking questions and she asks mary "Who is our savior?" and little tommy behind mary sees shes sleeping so pokes her with a pin. Mary gets up csreaming "JESUS CHRIST!" sits back down and goes to sleep. The teacher asks another questions "Who is the mother of jesus?" Again she calls on mary and little tommey pokes her with the pi and she screasm "HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!" sits back down and goes to sleep. The teacher asks one more question "What did Eve say to Adam after their 13th child?" She calls on mary and tommydoes his trick and mary screams "YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME AND I"LL BREAK IT IN TWO"

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This vampire walks into a bar and the bartender says to the vampire, "What can I get you?" The vampire said, "A shot of blood." So the bartender gets him a shot of blood. A couple of days later a different vampire walks into the bar. The bartender says to the vampire, "What can I get you?" The vampire says, "A shot of blood." So the bartender gets him a shot of blood. A couple days later a different vampire walks into the bar. The bartender says to the vampire, "What can I get you?" The vampire says, "A shot of water." The bartender says, "You're a vampire, why do you need a shot of water?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "It's tea time."

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This man whent to Florida for vacation. His wife was coming down there two days after he would arrive. The night before she is to arrive, the husband sends her an email saying, "It's hot down here and I can't wait to see you tomorrow." By accident he sent it to a widow. The widow opened it and read, "It's hot down here and I can't wait to see you tomorrow."