1-have you worked newhere before? Yes
2-how many jobs have u been fired from? Haven't been it was a temp job and the work ended
3-i saw in the newspaper that you flashed the president, is this true? No Senator
4-did u used to sleep with a baby blanket? No Security Blankets are for Commies
5-what do you like to do on weekends? Post Here, Party
6-smoke or drink? MAS TEQUILA!
7-are you easily distracted? wel...LOOK A DUCK!
8-how many times have u cheated on a test? once
9-do you like squid? no
10-can u massage my feet? only if you happen to be extremely good looking
1- Do You understand the above response to question six?
2- Do you know who sings that song?
3- Is Tom Cruise and Katy whoever's relationship the real deal?
4- what about Brangelina?
5- you read cosmo admit it( if you are male add "you pansy")
6- Football or Basketball or Hockey?
7. Beer and Chips or Nachos and Pop?
8. Can you translate this famous qoute from a prez of the US? "Ich Bin Ein Berliner"
9. ever have trouble thinkin up ten questions?
10. why in the world do I change from - to . all the time?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."