I say a catergory and the next person names their top ten of that catergory then gives the next person a catergory to list. I'll respond to my first post to get it going on example-

Top Ten Authors-

No, unfortunately. Although if I did, and I was there when it happened, I'd take so many pictures.

-----"""5. Trying to impress a love interest by riding a Mechanical Bull and failing miserably"""---


LOL! Please tell me that happened to someone you know.

1. charity
2. a nice car and a yacht
3. a nice home
4. INVEST!
5. buying out small coperations and making a mega-corp to make more billions
6. doing 5 and 4 to the point of being able to buy and sell Bill Gates with pocket change
7. owning my own island nation some where tropical

Top Ten ways things can go wrong

Revived.

10. Farting in an elevator full of people.
9. Trying to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
8. Realizing you had a peice of food in your teeth all day.
7. Asking someone way hotter than you for a date.
6. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of your friends.
5. Trying to impress a love interest by riding a Mechanical Bull and failing miserably.
4. Going to school and realizing at the end of the day that there was a big hole in your pants.
3. Going to school without deodorant.
2. Your dog starts humping your leg in public.
1. Wetting your pants, anywhere.

Top Ten ways you would spend One Billion dollars.

10.you actually touched me
9. you said my name too loudly
8. you said my name too many times
7. you're playing music i hate
6. you're wearing a red shirt on valentine's day
5. you smiled at me
4. he (BF) smiled at her
3. you looked at me a leeetle too long
2. you're here, and i don't want you here!
1. you touched my three cheeses crust pizza from Dominos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

top 10 most awkward situations

10. death by good food
9. death in combat
8. death whle having an adrenaline rush
7. death in fireball
6. death in explosion
5. death in cavlry charge
4. death while killing some one you hate
1-3. death and some form of sex

top ten strange motives for murder

1. "Get away from her you BITCH!" - Alien
2. "Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - Airplane
3. "But I am big! It's the pictures that got small!" -Sunset Boulevard
4. "Aw Sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole damn life." -Sin City
5. "In the beginning, there was man. And for a time, it was good. But humanity's so-called civil societies soon fell victim to vanity and corruption. Then man made the machine in his own likeness. Thus did man become the architect of his own demise." -The Animatrix
6. "Poor baby..." -The Animatrix
7. "I'll have what she's having." -When Harry Met Sally
8. "Dodge this." -Trinity, The Matrix
9. "NEW TEAM...ASSEMBLE. NEWS TEAM...ASSEEEMBLEEE!!!" -Anchorman
10. "I don't eat shellfish. Momma always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it." -Drop Dead Gorgeous


Wow, so some of those are pretty random. If you don't recognize em, see the effin movie! They're all good...except for Anchorman.


Top Ten Fantasy Deaths

1. Black t-shirts.
2. Blue jeans.
3. Comfy sweatpants.
4. Jean jackets.
5. Leather jackets.
6. Nike Shox.
7. New white socks.
8. Slippers.
9. Terrycltoh robes.
10. Satin pajamas.

Top 10 Best Movie Quotes.

Fine.

Top Ten peices of clothing

1.Che Robbins-Sarandon
2.You can do it Cruise-Holmes
3.Schizophrenia Love (Courtney's kid)
4.Dutchess of Cornwall Lahtifa
5.Saddam Penn (Shawn's kid)
6.Ho Chi Minh Fonda
7.Adolph Shwarzenegger
8.Snuffaluf bird (big bird and snuffalufagus)
9.Ching Chang Chong Wayne (Batman and Robbin adopted from Thailand)
10.Wooly Dauben (Joey spent the night with that sheep, and nine months later it was b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d for Joey)


Top Ten things to say to make fun of Joey Dauben

Yeah FML, you made me waste about 10 minutes of my life trying to think of sexy fat people. The best example I could come up with was Jennifer Tilly. Margaret Cho might qualify too.


10. Shifty Shellshock
9. Lil Kim
8. Amy Lee
7. Enrique Iglesias
6. Pink
5. Nick Lachey
4. Dave Navarro
4. Mariah Carey
3. LL Cool J (Hell yeah)
2. Ricky Martin
1. Britney Spears


Top Ten (possible) Celebrity Babies and Names.

That was a bad next topic.
Top Ten hottest musicians.

1.George W. Bush (i think America's enemies resort to hate more than we do)
2. jorje Boosh (thats how they say his name)
3. every Oakland Raider
4. Ariel Sharon
5.Ben netanyahu
6.Tony Blair
Top Ten sexiest fat people

1-5. all pro wrestlers (especially the rock)
6. The one bald guy vin diesel
7. Russel Crow
8. Carson Daily
9. Sylvester Staloen (spelt horridly wrong)
10. Steven Spielberg

top ten most hated people world wide