Top Ten Famous people who probably have really bad B.O.

oops I dunno you make one up FML you always make good ones.

Topic?

oh come on no Jesse James!

1. Manchester United
2. PCHS
3. LHS
4. Spain national
5. US Olympic Team
6. Irish Olympic
7. UK Olympic
8. German Olympic
9. Do any of the ivy leagues have good soccer teams like Princeton so 9 and 10 are Princeton and Harvard

Crap, damn you, FML!

1.OJ
2.Wild Bill Hickok
3.Butch Cassidy
4.Sundance Kid
5.Billy the Kid
6.Passafatee Steve
7.Bullsnake Bob
8.Wetchaps Willie
9.Grabass Gus
10.Dingleberry Don

I ran out so I filled the list with made up one's.

Top Ten Soccer teams.

for me:
1. Briefs
2. Boxer-Briefs
3. Long Underwear (winter only)
4. Commando (summer only)

nothing more for guys.

top ten wild west outlaws

1. Worst love songs
2.Top Ten Ways to Play a Prank on The President
3.Top Ten analogous books(meant alegorical)
4.Stupid things youv'e heard lately
5.Top Ten Funniest Candidates for Replacing Someone on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
6.awesomest mtv videos

rest were ok.

Top Ten Favorite kinds of underwear(can interchange brands and types)

1. The old "Peek and Retract." Which now that I think about it, sounds oddly dirty.
2. Getting the answers ahead of time.
3. Buying the answers ahead of time.
4. Sign language (for multiple choice answers.)
5. Passing notes.
6. Mouthing answers when the teacher's back is turned.
7. Writing the answers somewhere on your person.
8. Keeping your notebook open (but well-hidden) under or around your desk.
9. Telling someone else to keep THEIR notebook open under their desk.
10. Be smarter than everyone else.

Of course, I don't condone cheating in any way, you cheatin' bastards.

Top 10 Worst Top 10 Lists.

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The top ten ways to procrastinate doing an assignment.

1. come on YN every waking minute of your study time
2.answer your phone no matter which dumbass has called you
3. keep postponing your assigment time by 15 mins while watching TV
4. volunteering to go and get anything that isnt exactly needed from the shop
5.going to pretending you have forgotten something in your bike and making sad conversation with senile old people
6.listening to music
7.writing your diary
8.drawing on your door
9. drawing and writing names of NMers on your assignment answer sheet ( all my books are full of that)
10. reading a book

top 10 ways of cheating on a test!!!

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reading taht has made me laugh for the first time in the whole day today..that is so sos hilirious.....even the others are really nice freedom!!!!!!!!!

I'm considering posting it elsewhere, and also I've added it in my myspace. He he...

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Top Ten Reasons to abstain from political issues altogether

1. You get along with everyone regardless of political beliefs.
2. You save time.
3. You don't realize that the country and world is doomed by stupidity in office.
4. You save money.
5. You can complain about what anyone does in politics that affects you.
6. Ignorance = bliss
7. You don't realize that money equals power.
8. It is easy to ignore states you don't like such as Texas because without politics you don't deal with them.
9. You are less liekly to be charges with treason
10. You don't have to tell people who you voted for, because you didn't.

The top ten ways to procrastinate doing an assignment.

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Tell him Michael Jackson is his real father.

reading taht has made me laugh for the first time in the whole day today..that is so sos hilirious.....even the others are really nice freedom!!!!!!!!!

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Top Ten Ways to Play a Prank on The President

1. Pretend you're a loyal friend, then laugh in his face when you become the next Supreme Court Justice and decide to change your entire platform...
2. Tell him Texas is harboring terrorists and Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3. Sing a song about him with your true liberal feelings, re-record it backwards and give it to him, saying it's for his Inaugural Address.
4. Tell him the Pope is gay and trying to legalize gay marriage in every country, including the United States.
5. Give him five hundred thousand dollars, blind-fold him and leave him in the middle of Chinatown.
6. Tell him it's National Act Like a Monkey Day five minutes before his President's Address.
7. Give him the National Anthem, for Canada, when he leads the National Anthem at the Republican's National Convention.
8. Write a letter to him as Saddam, explaining your escape and how "you" now plan to take control of the US.
9. Write to him as God, explaining how stupid he is and what he should do for him to be allowed in Heaven.
10. Tell him Michael Jackson is his real father.

Top Ten Reasons to abstain from political issues altogether

YES. I was BORN to do this top ten list. Ok so some of them aren't played on American MTV...bite me.


10. Call On Me - Eric Prydz
9. Freak on A Leash - KoRn
8. Teardrop - Massive Attack
7. Ayumi Hamasaki - M (Above & Beyond Cybertrance Mix)
6. Frozen - Madonna
5. Son of A Gun - Janet Jackson
4. Overdose - Tomcraft
3. Pro-Test - Skinny Puppy
2. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
And the winner IS:
1. Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy

Honorable Mention:
17. Scandalous - Mis-Teeq
16. Rumors - Lindsay Lohan
15. Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz
14. Punk - Ferry Corsten
13. Bad - Michael Jackson
12. Nobody's Home - Avril Lavigne
11. Rythm Nation - Janet Jackson



Top Ten Ways to Play a Prank on The President