1.Housecats
2.Heyeenas(sp)
3.Tasmanian Devils
4.Lobsters
5.Creits(sp)
6.SeaSnakes
7.Eels
8.Gators
9.Racoons
10.Coyotes


Top Ten people you want to do it with

1. Pandas
2. Baby Wolfies
3. Koalas
4. Manatees
5. Bunnies
6. Kittens
7. Wittle baby Mooses
8. Ducks
9. Chipmunks
10. Aardvarks

Top Ten most disgusting/repulsive animals.

1.Kirstie Alley in the bedroom with a chocolate cake(chokes after trying to eat it all in one bite)
2.Michael Savage in the Bathroom with mein kamph and some lube(slips and falls)
3.Dick Cheney in the movie theater with a heart attack(he saw that penguin movie with morgan freeman and missed his penguin brethren so much that he shouted "Batman must Die!" and fell down dead)
4.David Beckham in the street with a pitchfork(parents could tollerate their kids mimicking Becks' haircuts when it was long or buzzed or colored but they had the last straw when ole Becks shaved the shape of a penis on his head and they mobbed)
5.The Minnesota Vikings on lake Minnetonka with chlymidia.
6.Richard Gere in the Bedroom ith the Hampster
7.Tom Cruise on the side walk below a tall building with gravity(got really psyched about a refreshing glass of water and jumped)
8.FML in his study with the egotism(head exploded)
9.Johnny Damon in the clubhouse with the pack of wild baboons that live in his beard.
10.Omarossa in the bathroom with an anti-psychotics OD.


Top Ten fuzziest huggy wuggy animals.

1. Randy Moss
2. LeBron James (90 million Nike contract = scheisse)
3. Allan Houston
4. Tara Lipinksi
5. Mike Tyson
6. Sam Cassell
7. Sammy Sosa
8. Rafael Palmeiro
9. Ronaldo
10. Luis Figo


Top Ten Favorite Celebrity Clue Murders ((Celebrity) murdered (victim) in the (room) with (the weapon))

1. New York Yankees. (100% Red Sox fan)
2. New York Mets (see above).
3. LA Lakers.
4. Dallas Cowboys.
5. Duke B-ball.
6. New York Jets.
7. All hockey teams (hockey is a barbaric sport)
8. Marshfield Girls Soccer (some of the meanest girls in Southeastern MA).
9. Sandwich Girls Soccer (see above).
10. New York Yankees (I dislike them so much that I'm posting them twice.)

top ten least favorite athletes

1.Denver Broncos
2.Minnesota Twins
3.USA Soccer
4.Colorado Avalanche
5.University of Colorado football
6.Air Force Football
7.CC hockey
8.Arsenal Gunners
9.Minnesota Golden Gophers
10.Princeton Lacrosse

Top Ten least favorite sports teams.

top ten donuts

1. glaze
2. powdered
3. choclate frosted
4. non-frosted
5. jelly donuts
6. the cream filled kind
7. bearclaws

are there any more donut types?

top ten favorite sports teams

1.Christ
2.Abraham
3.Moses
4.Adam
5.David
6.Joseph
7.The Apostle Peter
8.The Apostle Paul
9.Ester
10.Ghandi

Now do the donut types one.

1.Landon 36'
2.Nader 04'
3.Perot 96'
4.Saddest; Mondale 84'
5.Wilkie 40'
6.Dewey 44'
7.Harold Stassen 48' 52' 64' 68' 76' 80' 84' 88' 92'
8.Pat Buchanan everytime.
9.Michael Badnarik 04'
10.Joey Dauben 24'

Top ten Fave donut types.

1. John Kerry
2. Mike Dukakis
3. Rev Jesse Jackson

need I say more

top ten religous figures (like buddha or ghandi)

I just never liked Paris. He was a vain, self-involved thieving romantic. And, didn't die with pride when he was shot and begged to be healed.

1. French/Korean.
2. Irish/Japanese.
3. Puerto Rican/Scottish.
4. Peruvian/English.
5. Russian/French.
6. African/English.
7. Saudi Arabian/English.
8. Indian/French.
9. Indian/English.
10. Native American/French.

Top 10 Funniest Failed US Presidential Nominations.

-----"""Sad thing about Paris of Troy and Paris Hilton? Hilton would probably win."""---

Idk...was he really a wimp or are you basing that off his character in TROY?


1. Itallion Stallion
2. QueenOfHell
3. redrepublican
4. DEagle
5. bushsupporter
6. WJ
7. Tigercats
8. marine16
9. reactionary05
10. stupid newbs


Top Ten Most Interesting Ethnic/National Combinations

Sad thing about Paris of Troy and Paris Hilton? Hilton would probably win.

And all FML asked is alleged gay celebrities, so, I just threw in people with rumors about them. I didn't know Helen Hunt was actually bisexual.

-----"""4.Queen Elizabeth I vs. Queen Elizabeth II
5.Julius Ceasar vs. Richard Simmons
6.Kaiser Wilhelm II vs. Ahnold
7.Mussolini vs. O.J."""---


LOL. Simmons did attack some dude in an airport a few months ago...but you should have had Hitler vs. Ahnold...gotta have an Austrian showdown. The Elizabeth showdown though, funny stuff. But you forgot Paris of Troy vs. Paris Hilton, Muhammed vs. Mohammed Ali, Oscar Wilde vs. Oscar the Grouch, and Genghis Khan vs. Martha Stewart. The scary thing is that you can't really be sure how that last one would turn out...

And Euterpe Helen Hunt is bi...and there have been only about, oh, fifty million alleged Vin Diesel spottings in gay clubs on blogs and gay sites and the like so, ja, there be rumors about him.


I'm too tired to think of my least favorite YNers right now so...next poster, the topic is still Top Ten Least Favorite YNers.

1.Hitler vs. Chuck Norris and Jet Li
2.Seargeant York vs. Charlton Heston
3.Jack Johnson vs. Charlton Heston
4.Queen Elizabeth I vs. Queen Elizabeth II
5.Julius Ceasar vs. Richard Simmons
6.Kaiser Wilhelm II vs. Ahnold
7.Mussolini vs. O.J.
8.Andrew Jackson vs. Tim Robbins
9.Herman Goerring vs. Richard Myers
10.Joseph MacCarthy vs. Kobe Bryant

Top Ten Least Fave YNers