Basically, you ask an if question, and any number of people can answer it until someone posts a new if question.

Lets try and keep these thought provoking and mature, but I guess its ok for an occasional "If you saw a chimpanzee with a pink hat in the middle of the street, what would you do?"

Ill start...

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

I would first have to prove Jesus was real.

What would you do if the sky could really fall?

Kill myself. Not because of the whole beauty thing but because it would mean I was likely stuck in a Calvin Klein ad.

What would you do if the theory of evolution didn't make Jesus cry?

Don't even say that.

What if flowers were in black and white and the beauty of color were gone from the world, what would you do?

I already said I'd be cool with a Manilow/Angelou free world.

What would you do if Food network went away?

The liberals would have less things to put on the endangered list, so I would be OK.

What if music and poems stopped existing, what would you do?

Be an infant for the rest of my life.

What would you do if puppies and butterflies all died?

Your thoughts?

Well, I guess I wouldn't be happy and would have depressing thoughts.

What if you could never grow and change as a person?

Johnny Appleseed would be pissed off.

What if you were sad?

Your thoughts?

I'd be sad.

What if there was no rain or apple trees?

Thoughts?

I might be willing to sacrifice The Beatles and Kahlil Gibran to be spared Barry Manilow and Maya Angelou.

What if you thought you liked free markets, but really you like economic anarchy?

I would be sad.

What if you ran out of poetry or music?

Thoughts?

I would eat babies like George Bush...Dick Cheney...Donald Rumsfeld...Halliburton.

What if you were called FreeMarketLover but you really hated free markets, what would you do?

I would continue to be a student.

What if you tortured people but had so many people to torture that you had to send some of them to your thugs to do it for you?

Blame somebody else for my problems.

If you had no money, no assets, no reserve, and no belongings, what would you do to survive?