I would be glad I didn't have a donkey.

What if you were a pathetic liberal who spewed illogical arguments from your serpent like mouth all day long, what would you do?

Hold it for ransom and make some internet money.

What would you do if you had a big, stupid, idiotic elephant as the mascot of your big, stupid, idiotic party?

I would claim I nudged the reporter and call the media liars.

What if you wanted to eat chicken but the only thing you had was a live one, what would you do?

I would go back to my Project for a New American Century friends and discuss our collective confusion.

What if you were a slumlord who kicked reporters and voted against soldiers, puppies, old ladies, priests and babies, what would you do?

I would again cry myself to sleep.

What if you were always called a neo-con, yet no one could explain what that meant, what would you do?

Betray Obiwan, kill my wife and destroy the republic.

What if Neo-liberals infuriated you like they do me, what would you do?

I would idolize Hillary Clinton.

What if liberals infuriated you like they do me, what would you do?

I would either stop supporting Obama and start supporting Hillary, or I would get ready for Romney 12.

What if you cared more about power and prosperity than human rights and morality, what would you do?

I would see your face in the mirror.

What if you were as misinformed as all of the liberals, what would you do?

Remember the stories about Christ being persuaded logically by Satan.

What if you were an asshole?

Cry myself to sleep every night.

What if you were a liberal and I proved you wrong all the time (like I do), what would you do?

invest it in the stock market and trippel it then donate the arigonal billion to charity


what if your legs where amputated what would you do ?

Oh boy. I suppose if I had a choice I'd die in my sleep. Boring huh?

If life gave you a second shot at something you really wanted, what would that something be?

Not quite sure, maybe someting by a lesser know artist.
...if you could die in any way, what way would you chose?
yeah, I think like that.

i just had to answer this; Morocco!

... if you could own one of the most famous paintings in the world, which one would you pick?