Why is it that, people seem to be against any form of christian celebration or anything christian? you don't see people changing buddhist holidays but you constantly see people tryign to take christ out of christmas. What's up with that? NO really complains or anything if a religion stands up to a law unless it's christians, sihks can stand up to any law and not get flamed by people but once a christian stands up all of a sudden it's a huge debate and everyone becomes anti-christian.
What's up with that?

Paintbucket: You do realize that-

wait, no you don't. Nevermind!

Wow, you really are...

You know, it's just amazing how many stereotypes are fufilled to a frightening degree on these boards.

And you fit the stereotype of the completely wacko mindless bible-slinger.

I mean...did you SERIOUSLY just say "with an assault rifle if I need to"?????

HOW CAN SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAY THAT?

Don't you know that goes against...pretty much everything Christianity is really about? What the hell is wrong with you? Why won't you die or go mute? Will you please tell me everything you've said was actually just a light-hearted joke?

Interesting calendar, and I will preach to all anti-christs, with a bible and an assault rifle if I need to.

WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU DELETING F A W K S YOU DIRTY *******S. YOU SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE BONFIRE FOR RUINING THE BEST HOLIDAY THERE EVER WAS... NEW IDEA... AND YES, I'M YELLING

Here's what we'll do:
Make our own calander!

January-
*New Years- will be held mid month as a compromise between Chinese new year and gregorian (did i pull that out of my ***?) new year.
*Minority and, Hell, Majority Day Too- celebrate MLKJ bday as well as ghandi's and anyone else of any race who had a bday in this month (or any other month because we dont want to discriminate)

February-
*Aquaintances Day- who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend? just acknowledge every person you've ever known. kiss someone you have no business kissing and smack a few ***** for the hell of it. buy yourself chocolates or bring enough to share with the class
*Varmont Day- Find out how much longer winter or summer is going to last (depending on location)
*Patriots Day- Celebrate not only those who took office but any one else who likes their country (but not nessisarily its policies)or any country for that matter
*Martis Gras... oh wait... Freedom Fries! That's What We'll Call It Day- Party just for the sake of partying.
*Lint not Lent- Everyone of every faith will give clothing to charity... clothing... lint... i'm so sorry

March-
*People Who Like To Drink, Fight, Or Hide Gold Day- You dont have to be Irish!
*Watch the *******es try to Stand Eggs on End/ Go Out and Smell the Roses Day- if I need to explain it to you, chances are I'll be laughing at you soon.
*Go to the Beach if You're Brittish Day- Sorry, this one is discriminatory

April
*April Fool's Day- Same old
*I'm So Sorry, It Wasn't Supposed To Happen Like That Day- will be held on the second... self explanitory
*Thank God for Atkins Week- In Leu of Passover
*Hide the eggs on Sunday and Look for Them on Monday, Also Eat Chocolate and, If You Really Want To, Rent a Gibson Movie, But Only If You Want To Day
*Try Not To Litter For One God Damned Day- Will be celebrated on every planet so as not to discriminate
*Acronyms that Forigners Wont Understand Day- In the Southern hemisphere
*Holocaust Rememberance Day- I... yea

May
*Play with Ribbons and Poles and Completely Forget Where a Holiday Originated from Day- on the first... or you can celebrate my dad's bday... what's it matter?
*Mothers, Lesbians and Infertile Women Day- or if you live in a truely free nation... just plain old mother's day
*I'm Paying For College/ I Like to Blow Things Up Day- yes i'm trying to offend military personell... you know it's true...
*No Cash If You're Brittish Day- Stupid holliday fallowing a weekend...

June
*Appearently the Queen Was Born On Two Days Week- once again only in the southern hemisphere... unless you live in western australia, where, I am guessing they either hate the queen or think she was born in another month
*Piece of Cloth that Holds Significance to Some Day
*Fathers/Gays/Infertile Men Day- see "mums" day
*The Rest of the World Goes to the Beach Day- dispite the fact that the UK doesn't have the nices weather...
*French Canadians Day- love them, hate them... whatever

July
*The Rest Of Canada Excluding Quebec Day- You already had your turn
*Independance Day- not celebrating the "independance" of the US, but rather a day to rent stupid, yet loved, 90s Sci Fi movies
*Pretend You Like Cats Day
*Watch Family Guy Day- "When You Wish Upon A Weinstein" is preferred. Also mandatory to get a sense of humor.

August
*Ceasar You Arrogant ******* and/or Savior Day- Augustus... you dirty rat
*Astronomy Day- Well there should be

September
*No School or Work Day
*Older People With Grandchildren, Or Who are Gay/infertile Or Have Gay/Infertile Children Day
*General Jewish Holliday- One of those isn't jewish... i feel really bad now.
*Wonder Why All the Dumb ***** Aren't Trying To Stand Eggs on End Day- hehehe

October
*White Men Who Think They've Discovered Land Despite the People Already Living There Day- a day for the nords and natives to seek revenge
*No School or Work in New Zealand Day- but we can all celibrate
*Brits stop going to the beach finally day
*Another Candy Centered Holiday that Has Nothing to Do with Paganism but Children Get To Dress Up and, Even More Important, Adults Get To Scare Them Day

November
*Oh Yea, Voting Day
*Guy ****s Day- As if i am going to change the BEST HOLIDAY OF THEM ALL!!!
*Remember Anyone Who Died Day- not just veterans, but also scientists or a favorite uncle, esp if they died for something they loved...MLKJ or ghandi again... and it is absolutely madatory that you listen to "Pride" by U2 on this day.
*Thank You For Teaching Me How to Grow Corn, No No Thank YOU for Giving Me Small Pox Day- once again... hehehe

December
*Kim/Umopepisdn Gives Presents to Jews For 8 days Because she Knows So Little About Their Other Holidays- I'm so sorry
*I'm Not Just Black, I'm African Day- of course anyone who can point to africa on a map can celibrate... if you think it's a country tho you cant... in fact I'm going to skin you and eat your intestines... ... ... just kidding...
*Le Grand Holidae! (I mean Freedom Fries!)-Last two weeks in december and first in january will encompas General Christian, Eastern Ortodox, and Pagan practices generally held this time of year. Also, each day during this holiday one must sing the 12 days of christmas... twice and laugh at the end at all the christians celibrating the solstice when they think they are celibrating the birth of their savior.

And I'm out
Hmm... I think i'm going to employ this bad boy.Sorry about the ones I left out or forgot... and I'm really sorry to every jew... really... really... sorry... oh I'll add two more jewish holidays to fix it... in april (a real one) and July...
Happy Hate Mail Writting-
Kim

You have every right to criticize me, but I also have that same right. You're saying I am unintelligent for criticizing you yet you're saying:

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As a bonafide member of this board,I have a right to critisize anything l deem wrong

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Is it fun being a hypocrite?

As a bonafide member of this board,I have a right to critisize anything l deem wrong.If you could trample on others personal views unnecessaryly..l believe your are the unintelligent one.

If you always draw conclusions about someone's cerebral abilities by looking at their typings..then you are the unintelligent one.

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If you are not inclined enough to be 'tolerant'of varied views from yours,then never consider yourself a liberal....ln other words,you're more of a bigot to me.

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If you are not endowed with the abilities to type proper English and to make any sort of attempt to absorb anything I say, then don't reply. You're more of an unintelligent, insignificant individual to me when you criticize me for being intolerant of views.

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Do you know what Einstein said when questioned on the existence of God?...he said "If you don't believe in the existence of God,fine BUT if it turns out that he really exists..what will you do?"

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You want to know what I think? I think that Einstein would have slapped you 1,353,324 times if he could have because you undermine the level of intelligence acquired to even correctly quote someone. I don't believe in God. You might. I don't care how you live and what you believe, as long as my civil rights aren't trampled upon. Understand?

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Anyone who is anti-christian needs to know there is a god that loves them, and if they can't deal with it, I'LL SPEAK TO THEM ABOUT JESUS!

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I'm dying to hear what someone like you has to say about Jesus.

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And if they still don't believe, I'll get more people to do so. Or they'll burn in hell forever.

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Oh, right, hell. I'm shaking in my booties.

I don't know about that Einstein quote, but he also described himself as athiest, for example, in this quote:

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"From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and have always been an atheist.... I have repeatedly said that in my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one. You may call me an agnostic, but I do not share the crusading spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due to a painful act of liberation from the fetters of religious indoctrination received in youth. I prefer an attitude of humility corresponding to the weakness of our intellectual understanding of nature and of our being."

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If you are not inclined enough to be 'tolerant'of varied views from yours,then never consider yourself a liberal....ln other words,you're more of a bigot to me.


Do you know what Einstein said when questioned on the existence of God?...he said "If you don't believe in the existence of God,fine BUT if it turns out that he really exists..what will you do?"

Point.

The religion is a lot like that game Follow The Leader...think about it...

At least I'm not going to die and go to hell like some people. Thats why I'll preach da WORD!

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I'LL SPEAK TO THEM ABOUT JESUS!

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..Because we all want to take advice from an inept moron.

If I Wanted To Play Follow-The-Leader I Would Become A Christian, point proven.

Anyone who is anti-christian needs to know there is a god that loves them, and if they can't deal with it, I'LL SPEAK TO THEM ABOUT JESUS! And if they still don't believe, I'll get more people to do so. Or they'll burn in hell forever.

Why are you asking us, conflictingzest? Everyone has their own opinions, so our answers really aren't going to make a difference. And complaining about the fact that Christians are looked down upon doesn't solve the problem.

I, myself, am a Christian. But why let other people falter your faith? They don't change the fact that we believe there is a God, etc.

MTLBYAKY

"""all of a sudden it's a huge debate and everyone becomes anti-christian"""
___If everyone was suddenly anti-christian how could there be a disagreement?