Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.

Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.

Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.

Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.


Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.

Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.

Source:http://grove.ufl.edu/~ggsa/gaymarriage.html

Wow, I almost missed the sarcasm.

I feel as dumb as a Bush.

Thank God someone gets it.

i totally agree w. all of that. people are so ignorant... u made some good points..
and yes i get the sarcasm

xoxo
Amy

what world are you from? This is Crap!! First off saying that certain people can;t get married is discrimination. That's illegal in our country. all the things you're saying don't make any sense at all!! Oh I almost forgot a straight parent can aise a gay child. You need to ethink this before you write again.

Blah. I would only be satirical.

I think we should start a thread where half of us choose to be against same sex marriage, just for the heck of arguing it.

I'm tired of everyone agreeing.

No, she probably just didn't read all the replies. You just have to get used to the boards. Though I would've gotten that at fourteen. Heck, I was 14 last month.

She's only 14. She doesn't understand the eloquence of the sarcasm.


The grape can, with logic absolute,
The two and seventy jarring sects confute!

It's a joke you silly goose. Stop being such a newb. Gawd.

is that stupid or what, I mean not only is everything u said not true it's also the most stupid shit I have every heard.

one.) u said that infertile people and old people can't get married because they can't reproduce, lame if u ask me because u can get married at any age and even if u can't have kids; and the earth doesn't need more children we're already overpopulated.

two.) u also said that single parents are forbidden to raise kids; that's such a lie; and my bf's mom has raised him since he was 4 monthes old, he's 16 now and he's just fine.

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And besides being gay goes against all human nature. Girls liking guys and guys liking girls is just natural.

You don't know human nature.

Anyone who says that has no clue what hman nature is and should therefore shut the hell up and do some frickin' research before ever speaking again. If I wasn't right, I wouldn't be saying it.

It was sarcasm, hence the gay pride flag and "lesbian and proud" in her signature.

It is natural.

Hey, I totally agree with you. The government shouldn't be able to decide, we should. And besides being gay goes against all human nature. Girls liking guys and guys liking girls is just natural.

Sorry LinkinParkGurl, I missed the sarcam, and the "Lesbain and Proud" statment. It's just that this stuff really pisses me off, and I really take it to heart. Next time I will observe more carefuly before I jump down some one's throat about something.

LinkinParkGurl you do realize that this board is about ending the isms, not promting them. You are just like any other sexist homophobic motherfucker out there, stupid, ignorant, and just plain pathetic. Everything that you say and think you know is completely and utterly wrong. You dont deserve to live.

HAHAHA!!

This is a lot like the Heterosexual Questionnaire.

When I find it I am going to post it.

Meh.

but this puts them out nice and poetically

Ouch. Quite the revival. But I thought these "reasons" were floating around on other threads...