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Registered: August 26, 2003
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Hi. This is for all funny people. If you have any dirty joke(s), please post them here. THANX!  |
Registered: December 13, 2002
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Are you really that dense?
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Registered: August 26, 2003
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What comes every month? What do vampires eat? What do lesbians do? Only after u answer those questions, then i'll get the joke.  |
Registered: July 14, 2003
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Registered: September 08, 2003
Posts: 2181
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Uptown, the lesbian vampire joke didn't really gross me out that much. I've heard a lot worse. No need to apologize.
This one, on the other hand...
"What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion."
...eww. Ewwieewwieewwie.
I wonder who makes these things up?
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Registered: August 14, 2003
Posts: 1845
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*shivers* Babys now officially creep me out.  |
Registered: October 17, 2003
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I didn't get the vampire joke... puffin... ew... that is making me sick... no more baby jokes... And I didn't get stupidity's joke either... haha. -Sunset |
Registered: July 03, 2003
Posts: 1741
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?
The one at the bottom that's trying to eat its way out.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
Pulling them off.
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
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Registered: August 12, 2003
Posts: 342
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ewww uptown. interesting...
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Registered: April 27, 2002
Posts: 855
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Dead baby jokes.
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Registered: December 13, 2002
Posts: 3964
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Ahh...gotcha. I'll have to try it sometime. I like the sound of it. Anyway, sorry to disturb you. It is a pretty gross joke, but it's the only dirty one I know.
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Registered: September 08, 2003
Posts: 2181
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Loosely, a squick is something that grosses you out. Sorry for the use of non-words...too much time reading fan-fics. I forget they're not real words sometimes.
Love, Jen.
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Registered: November 11, 2003
Posts: 2336
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___I was going to say """It comes right after "U".""", but what khary said sums it up nicely also.
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Registered: December 13, 2002
Posts: 3964
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Yeah, I know. Boys' Life Magazine didn't like it either. And if you don't mind me asking, what's a squick?
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Registered: September 08, 2003
Posts: 2181
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Ick, uptown.
I have a new squick.
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Registered: December 13, 2002
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What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"See you next month."
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Registered: April 15, 2003
Posts: 1396
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It never comes before "u"...
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Registered: November 11, 2003
Posts: 2336
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___What does a sexually satisfying lover have in common with the letter "V"?
___(I'll post the answer after a few guesses or "I don't know"s have been made, and if someone guesses correctly I'll let you know that also.)
___Are you sure this topic was created in the right category?(not a riddle)
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