Funny stuff, lol:

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West
Liberty, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana.

They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Covington. I have two brothers,
one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the
murder of a teenage boy in 1994.

My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton, She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Drop the lols. Now. You ruined the potential humor in that crack line.

Hilarious!

Yea I hate it when people use "lol". It's very irritating. You know they're not really laughing, and they're just saying it b/c they don't know what else to say.

___I can't stand people who think that they're the funny enough to laugh at their own jokes while they're still telling the joke. """lol"""

You should write for Mallard Fillmore!

when I read the subject line I thought the truth was finally out.

Whoever wrote that MUST have been trying to be a smartass...