Dear Ampy,

How does one come about changing themselves? How do you know when you've gotten there?

-Still In The Process

Dear EG,
it's because in dog society passing shit around is considered the highest of compliments or it's a sign that the dog thinks your it's bitch. In either case roll the dog on it's back and hold it there till it gives in (it will signal by wimpering) this will establish you as top dog. (Note: this works with wolves and my dog it may not work with yours)

Deay Ampy,

Why is it that when a dog licks its butthole, it has to come up and try to put its mouth all over you? And is it wrong to want to punch the dog's face in when it does that?

Deat Bobert,
due to a crippling amount of paranoia I don't reveal personal information online
-ampy

Dear Ampy,
What is your real name?
-Bobert

Dear Impatiently Violent,
Let them kill each other, that way you don't go to prison on homicide charges. However if you want them to survive maybe recceomend some relationship counciling
-ampy

Dear Jumbled,
Welcome to the club I'm also about to graduate and I'm feeling that I'm going to miss people I've down right disdaned for the past years. But I've forced myself to think of the fresh start with all new people I'm getting and reminding myself that the past is like an ex-girlfriend, nice to think about at times but nothing to get to caught up in
-ampy

Dear Bob,
perhaps because your asking a question that he already awnsered several times. Check in to "Reading Comprehension" and give it another shot
-ampy

BACK TO THE DEAR AMPY TOPIC!!!!!!! hi

YV, ignore him. And you're quoting what he says in your post which makes it fruitless what I'm trying to do. Also: This is getting off topic!! Shut up people!

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i'm getting vibes he IS gay

You're getting "vibes?" Ahahahaha. Isn't it obvious that he IS? Yes, I think it is.

i'm getting vibes he IS gay

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Originally posted by YouthVoice:

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back 2 the topic. is your brother gay or not?

He already answered that, if you don't get it, then I don't know what to tell you.

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back 2 the topic. is your brother gay or not?

He already answered that, if you don't get it, then I don't know what to tell you.

back 2 the topic. is your brother gay or not?

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Originally posted by Shade:
Now I'm curious to hear that answer.

Now I'm curious to hear that answer.

Dear Ampy,

Why is it that Shade keeps being mean to me?

-Bob

so is the answer yes or no???

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Originally posted by Shade:
What part of "boyfriend" confuses you?

What part of "boyfriend" confuses you?

shade, is your brother gay? i dont mean that in a mean way.

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Originally posted by Shade:
Dear Amp,
My brother and his boyfriend keep fighting. They fought today about my brother going to the dentists which he severely needs ( painful and bleeding teeth don't even begin to cover it ). Should I throw a brick through their door and hope it hits one of them or just let them kill each other without my help?
-Impatiently Violent

Dear Ampy,
I'm graduating in a couple months and I'm feeling downright nostaligic. Is it weird that I'm going to miss people that I've been avoiding for the last ten years?

-Jumbled in Jordan

in fact im going to ask him. amp, as a fellow service member do you have any problem with me trying to help people out in the same fashion that you do?

Dear Amp,
My brother and his boyfriend keep fighting. They fought today about my brother going to the dentists which he severely needs ( painful and bleeding teeth don't even begin to cover it ). Should I throw a brick through their door and hope it hits one of them or just let them kill each other without my help?
-Impatiently Violent