Dear Fellow Voyager,

I agree but I have to be able to set a course to have a journey to walk

-ampy

Dear Ampy,

It seems to me that we are all searching for our destination and it's part of life. Just wanted to remind you that the destination is not that most important thing, but the journey. Don't forget that and savor every bit of it that you can!

-On The Same Boat In AZ

Dear Ampy,

why can't I figure out exactly where I want to go with my life? why is it always so difficult? I have all these fantastic options why can't I choose the right one?

-confused in CO

(any one wanna take a stab at helping the advice guy?)

Dear Alphabet,

I'm actually vulcan and was using my mind probe to actually get inside your head at the time. (jk)
In reality I blame great minds think alike or some similar concept or you can go with cope out response number 1: "it's a gift"

Dear Amp,

How can you get into my head to much? The 2 RL people who have tried to help me haven't been able to do half of what you did for me in the course of a half hour. Why? I demand to know your secret.

-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Dear Needs to Make shorter names in AZ,

because photography is the direct preservation on a unique moment in time and that is freakin awesome

-ampy

Dear Ampy,

Why do I love photography so much?

- Enchanted by Photography in AZ

Dear Lost,

things are what they are it's how we react to them that makes them bad or good

-ampy

dear ampy,
why do people have to be so f'in stupid about things that dont really affect them in the slightest way. sorry if it seems like i "stole" your thread.

Dear Ampy,

I don't understand why bad things keep happening. And why somebody else has a thread just like this one...

-So lost in Can.

Dear Burn,

take a nice cool shower, all the benefits of icing down your freshly forged arms of iron and thighs of steel and you remove all the sweat and stink to

-ampy

Dear Ampy,

What is the best way to treat sored muscles after a workout?

-Feeling The Burn In AZ

Dear Sorry,

because you lack the self confidence to say "Fuck Off I did what did and I won't apologise for it" work of being more confident and strong in your dealings with people
-ampy

Dear Amp,

Why do I apologize so much?

-Sorry

quote:

(most people write me one sentance questions and expect revelations from God, you people want sage advice that will def. work for your situations give me details!)

I'm leaving you room to be creative...

Dear EG,
because instead of beans, cheese, tortilla and the other various burrito components like we are taught they are made of. burritos are actually composed of sheer awesome with some hot sauce in the middle
-ampy

Dear Ampy, why are burritos so friggin' delicious?

- EG

Dear ...,

Well I care because I have the god given ability to know tons of crap and be able to give what may or may not be sage advice (most people write me one sentance questions and expect revelations from God, you people want sage advice that will def. work for your situations give me details!) so I do what I can to help others with that talent simply because I don't know what else to do with it (I'm thinking a self-help book one day)
-ampy

ps define personal choices here, if you mean styles of dress and that. I deride emo kids and goths because they look like failed side show attractions at a run down carnival and they whine constantly and this pisses off even my back hair (which tends to be very laid back)

Dear BabyTink,

Well I really don't like me so I can't self apply your first question and I don't really feel better when I taunt the foolish so I can't really say anything about the second either. I can't really taunt the people I deride any way. It's unsportsmanlike for a gentleman like myself to challenge to a battle of wits someone who is obivously unarmed

sorry I wan't more help,
ampy
(ps start a thread on this)

Dear AO2,

Because they are progressive elements looking for change for the betterment of the people over the burgois pigs of the imperialist opressors
-ampy

edit: ignore that last I mixed up Slick's question with an e-mail question about old communist terrorists and protests and why they occur/terrorise

Dear Lead Prosecutor,

get the other girl firmly in your camp then go to the teacher, explain that the rest of your group has the sum competence in the legal field as a pile of sawdust and that it's really unfair for you and the other competant girl to be saddled with a guranteed fail like them and that you'd actually like a chance to win your case
-ampy

Dear Ampy,

I am having issues with my mock trial team. I have issues with delegating under the best of circumstances, but when only one other girl has any idea what she's doing, I'm having a very difficult time being able to get anyone to do anything of substance. What should I do?!

-Lead Prosecuting Attorney in an incompetent group

Dear Ampy,
Why do people bitch, moan and complain so much if people are judging other people? Why cant they just accept the fact that its what people do in society?

Dear Amp,
I would like to know why peope, are so into themselves and why they have to judge everyone else to make them feel better.