Dear Grossed Out,
In a word ewww... as a man it is one of my priorties in life to avoid any and all female hygene products like the black plague and that's not helping my cause at all

-Ampy

Dear Not to Clever,

It's because he's extremely feminine to start with so your mind just takes it the next few steps to make him a her

-Ampy

Dear Injured.
There's nothing I personally can do for you, I recceomend seeking out the nearest emergency medical facility like now

Dear Freaked Out,
The man was actually a closet homosexual and was only doing that so his friends would think he's attracted to women, either that or he's a total moron

-Ampy

Dear Confused.
Given woodchucks are actually beavers your question is moot

-Ampy

Dear Ampy,

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

- Confused in AZ

Dear Ampy,

For some reason, this random guy up on a balcony was whistling at me and playing with his nipples in a lime green shirt.

Can you please tell me why this is?

Freaked out in PG

Dear Ampy (Umm?),

Can you fix my finger? {I posted what happened here}.

-Me-

Ahaha...meg.

Good news. She didn't check the FRQ. This is good because I didn't do it. Now on to a question.

Dear Amp,

Why does Matt Bellamy make me question my sexuality, again?

-Insert clever name here.

Dear Ampy(?!),

I found this chart on the homepage and was wondering what your opinion of it was.

-Grossed out in MI

Dear Curious in AZ,

No unless you put him on the shortest leash possible a dog that has run away before will likely do so again

Dear Trisscar,

Babies appear at complete random after an intensive 9 month period of swelling and pain in woman, no one knows exactly why this happens, only that it does

Dear lazy,

I can't do your chem homework for you, that would only encourage you to be even lazier and would deterimental to you over all well being

Dear Jenos,
Your overthinking your problem, if you have a good supply of well made ham sandwhiches you will also have a small chunk of enternal, pork related happiness

Dear Amp, (still not ampy)

That problem is due tomorrow... Think you can speed this up?

-Lazy and impatient.

Dear Amp,

Please solve this paradox for me:

Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich?

It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so...

After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing.

Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

But obviously a ham sandwich is not better than eternal happiness.

Which is it?

Haha. LTR.

Dear Amp, (I can't bring myself to call you Ampy.)
I am having a heck of a time with this Chem FRQ. Can you help me?
3. 250.0 grams of solid copper (II) nitrate is placed in an empty 4.0 liter flask. Upon heating the flask to 250oC, some of the solid decomposes into solid copper (II) oxide, gaseous nitrogen (IV) oxide, and oxygen gas. At equilibrium, the pressure is measured and found to be 5.50 atm.
(a) Write a balanced equation.



(b) Calculate the number of moles of oxygen gas present in the flask at equilibrium.



(c) Calculate the number of grams of solid copper (II) nitrate that remained in the flask at equilibrium.



(d) Write the equilibrium expression for Kp and calculate the value of the equilibrium constant.



(e) If 420.0 grams of the copper (II) nitrate had been placed into the empty flask at 250oC, what would the total pressure have been at equilibrium?



-Imreallyjustlazy

Dear Ampy,

Where do babies come from?

Dear Ampy,

Do you think it is likely that a man will be faithful if he was unfaithful once before?

-Curious in AZ

Dear Ampy,
Why is your name Ampy?
-Ikki

P.S. I'll come up with serious questions later.