Dear Ampy,

Why are college policies and websites so messed up? And why are college admissions office workers in my town so stupid?

-Ikki's fed up with it all.

Dear LTR,

(this is both)

your parents press you because they love you, they're just thick and clutzy about how they go about it

as to procrastination, it's the same reason I do

lazy feels good

-amp

Dear Amp,

Why do I procrastinate so much? Why do I thrive on stress?

- Again

quote:

Neopets?

Haha. That one made me laugh.

Dear Amp,

One more thing: When I say I don't want to talk about something why do they continue to press the matter. They know it makes me uncomfortable and only makes things worse.

Dear Amp,

Why did my dad find it necessary to come home early today? Why couldn't he just let me spend the day alone? I thought I showed them that they could trust me alone but clearly they don't. Is there anyway I could prove it to them that if they leave me alone for more than 2 hours I'm not going to kill myself?

- A person whose day was just ruined

Dear PP,
All friendships have to end at one point or another but that's when we reach the end of our road, or our friend reaches the end of theirs. When friendships pass from us it a saddening moment but if you find true friends the story won't end. No matter how far you go the bond of friendship will stay strong
-ampy

Dear Amp,
Are all friendships destined to end? Or just all of mine?

-PresentlyPissed

Dear LTR,
it results from a space-time warp that resulted in a mass amount of awesome being delivered in to him during infancy.
-ampy

Dear Amp,
Why is Chuck Palahniuk so fricken amazing?

quote:

How dare you accuse me of cheating!

well your never around, yet you have no life. It's got to be something

what is it kate? Gaia? 4chan? Neopets?

quote:

perhaps your cheating on YN with some other forum?

How dare you accuse me of cheating!

Dear Sick,
I'd give you the full medical break down but it would take to long and I think you'd rather I cut to the chase and tell you how to get well. Vitamin C, and lots of it. Slam lots of liquids especially OJ, that and chicken noodle soup
-ampy

Dear Desperate,
Bad Voodoo
seek a shaman to remove the curse on you (jk)
-ampy

Dear Amp,

Why does hot Target girl have to be straight?

-Desperate

Dear Ampy,

How did I get sick?

What should I do to get rid of my cold?

-Sick in MI

Dear Wondering,

My level of badassery comes from being a social recluse who hated humanity for most of my life. This gives me an unbiased perspective towards most social groups and had the added benefit of resulting in me reading... alot. This is how I aquired large amounts of knowledge on a vareity of diverse subjects. Then of course with things like, rejection, suicide, self loathing and all sorts of fun subjects I have large amounts of first hand experience. Between all that and my inborn talent to make jokes results in me being a (uber)badass
-ampy

Dear Kate,
I honestly have no idea, perhaps your cheating on YN with some other forum?
-ampy

Dear Ampy,

How on earth have I been busy to gey on YN when I don't have a life?

Dear Ampy,

Why are you so badass?

-Wondering about Ampy

Dear sweetiepie,

I can't really say having never been there myself, but I think it comes from drawing pleasure from the act of cutting. The cutter wants that pleasure like any other addict wants their fix and so they keep cutting

-ampy

Dear Ampy,
Why is it so hard to stop cutting?