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Registered: February 22, 2004
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Dear Sick, I'd give you the full medical break down but it would take to long and I think you'd rather I cut to the chase and tell you how to get well. Vitamin C, and lots of it. Slam lots of liquids especially OJ, that and chicken noodle soup -ampy Dear Desperate, Bad Voodoo seek a shaman to remove the curse on you (jk) -ampy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: October 28, 2005
Posts: 5354
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Dear Amp, Why does hot Target girl have to be straight? -Desperate
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: May 07, 2003
Posts: 7511
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Dear Ampy, How did I get sick? What should I do to get rid of my cold? -Sick in MI
"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." --Margaret Mead
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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Dear Wondering, My level of badassery comes from being a social recluse who hated humanity for most of my life. This gives me an unbiased perspective towards most social groups and had the added benefit of resulting in me reading... alot. This is how I aquired large amounts of knowledge on a vareity of diverse subjects. Then of course with things like, rejection, suicide, self loathing and all sorts of fun subjects I have large amounts of first hand experience. Between all that and my inborn talent to make jokes results in me being a (uber)badass -ampy Dear Kate, I honestly have no idea, perhaps your cheating on YN with some other forum?  -ampy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: May 18, 2006
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Dear Ampy, How on earth have I been busy to gey on YN when I don't have a life?
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: December 18, 2005
Posts: 240
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Dear Ampy, Why are you so badass? -Wondering about Ampy
-toodles
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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Dear sweetiepie, I can't really say having never been there myself, but I think it comes from drawing pleasure from the act of cutting. The cutter wants that pleasure like any other addict wants their fix and so they keep cutting -ampy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: December 20, 2004
Posts: 950
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Dear Ampy, Why is it so hard to stop cutting?
I'm confused... about life. and life hates me.
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13925
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Dearest LTR, I've been busy dearest, you know how it is, between that and a shitty chat program... -ampy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: October 28, 2005
Posts: 5354
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My dearest amp, Where the heck have you been?
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Thanks guys. Well, I've been wanting to throw up, like I get the feeling of wanting to, but I haven't. It's like everything I eat doesn't sit well with me.  But I'll be alright.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: August 17, 2001
Posts: 5801
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Dear Worried, Have you been throwing up a lot since the morning of the funeral?
Created through a masterful combination of Power Rangers, Rescue Rangers, Peter Pan, and two cute boys from Barney fifteen years ago, Awkward Ikki is sure to please and aggravate anyone she comes into contact with! Be sure to find your own Awkward Ikki today! (Only Available in 3-D).
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Registered: May 07, 2003
Posts: 7511
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Dear Worried- (Yes Amp, I'm giving advice on your behalf.) If you took Pepto-Bismol at all, it can make you tongue turn black. It may be caused by other types of medication too, altough I'm not sure. I hope it's just that...
"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." --Margaret Mead
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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Dear YV, that sounds very unpleasent, you should see a doctor immediately -ampy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Dear Ampy, Why has my tongue been changing color lately? It turns a dark green color that looks almost black...or maybe it is black... Anyhow, I think it's coming from inside of me and staining my tongue...as disgusting as that sounds. Sorry. I have no idea why it is happening but it started the morning of the funeral. Weird. - Disgustedly Worried In AZ
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13925
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Dear Cap, Wait till next season -ampy Dear New, because there is extreme lazy in all our hears -ampy Dear Confused, be on your guard but don't give up hope -ampy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: May 07, 2003
Posts: 7511
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Dear Ampy, I just found out that my dad is moving back next weekend. I don't know how I am supposed to react to this. I would be happy...if this hadn't happened at least four times before only to end in his moving out again. Every time he moves out, I hate myself for thinking that it was going to be different. I don't know what to do with my thoughts. I know things won't work if I don't believe in them, but at the same time, I want to protect my heart from further pain. -One confused Meagan
"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." --Margaret Mead
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Registered: May 07, 2003
Posts: 7511
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Dear Ampy, Why does procrastination always seem like a good idea at the time? -New paper to write now...
"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." --Margaret Mead
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6135
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Dear Ampy, Tonight is the final episode of The Apprentice. This is just so...horrible. I can't believe NBC would be so cruel. What am I supposed to do now?!?
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13925
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Dear Working, because procrastination is a vicous cycle that will never let you go -ampy Dear AZ, in your case it's because their scum that deserve nothing less that a beat down -ampy Dear Writing, I would diagnose of combo of optamisim and severe work ethic -ampy Dear Bored, short attention span perhaps? -ampy
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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