No you can't get to heaven ina miniskirt
No you can't get to heaven in a miniskirt
No you can't get to heaven in a miniskirt
Cause God don't like those girls that flirt
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed
I've been redeemed
(That is not implying that if you do wear a miniskirt and you are saved, that you won't go to Heaven. It's just saying that wearing a miniskirt won't get you to Heaven.)
No you can't get to heaven in dirty blue jeans
No you can't get to heaven in dirty blue jeans
No you can't get to heaven in dirty blue jeans
Cause God ain't got no washing machine
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed
I've been redeemed
(Same here)
No you can't get to heaven on roller skates
No you can't get to heaven on roller skates
No you can't get to heaven on roller skates
Cause you'll roll right past those pearly gates
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed
I've been redeemed
(And here)
