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Originally posted by geminiangel521:
"Jesus died to take our wibbles away, right? Now we can safely go to Zonk!"

My philosophy: If you give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day; if you give a man religion, he'll starve to death while praying for the fish.

Christianity is not a religion; it's an industry.

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when you pray to god for food you are actually getting spiritual food by praying now you may not get food or you probably could get food, it all depends on how you act after you pray, wold do what God tells you or what you want to do.



reality may not care, if you praise it, but god does, keep in mind God hs a reason to be selfish, he made us.

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Wrong. Christianity was created solely to scare people into being "good" and now it has turned into and evil plague that thankfully, is dying.

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You're missing my point, Celtic. Completely missing my point.

As for Amaris: Frank Zappa says, "he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side."

when you pray to god for food you are actually getting spiritual food by praying now you may not get food or you probably could get food, it all depends on how you act after you pray, wold do what God tells you or what you want to do.



reality may not care, if you praise it, but god does, keep in mind God hs a reason to be selfish, he made us.

It could be possible if God was everything. If that is true, then why would He hate certain people because of who they are?

How is it possible that God created everyone in his own image when everyone isn't the same? God would have to be a man and a woman; bisexual, homosexual, and heterosexual; etc. How is that possible?

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Christianity is not a religion; it's an industry

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Wrong. Christianity was created solely to scare people into being "good" and now it has turned into and evil plague that thankfully, is dying.

"Jesus died to take our wibbles away, right? Now we can safely go to Zonk!"

My philosophy: If you give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day; if you give a man religion, he'll starve to death while praying for the fish.

Christianity is not a religion; it's an industry.

Thank you for answering.

HE WOULD EAT IT , AND HE WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR A KLON****BAR.THOSE TWO QUESTIONS ARE MISSING MY POINT.

The Klondïke Bar one and The burrito one. Now you have to pretend that he was alive today.

he would eat as he ate in the time that he was here.



wHAT OTHER TWO UESTIONS

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If he were alive, would he eat? And now, assuming he's alive, please answer the other two questions to the best of your ability. Thank you.

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Originally posted by Ikki14Reed:
Dead as in his body is decaying/has decayed. Dead meaning no longer a human. Dead literally/bodily, not spiritually.

So, will you answer the question now?

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what question

Dead as in his body is decaying/has decayed. Dead meaning no longer a human. Dead literally/bodily, not spiritually.

So, will you answer the question now?

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Originally posted by Ikki14Reed:
I'm assuming Jesus doesn't eat cause he's dead.

If he were alive, would he eat? And now, assuming he's alive, please answer the other two questions to the best of your ability. Thank you.

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toshey my friend. the litle known fact is that he died for u,me, and every one else. he is alive now in all things and people even the nonbeleivers. he loves us all, and he will continue to forgive us if we confess our sins. we may blame our sins on satan but in the end eve took the apple with her hand and passed the sin to all of us. so we were the ones who killed jesus not just the people who convicted him. even to that point he rose from the grave( with his unlimited power) and still lives. So can you say more to me or not.

I'm assuming Jesus doesn't eat cause he's dead.

If he were alive, would he eat? And now, assuming he's alive, please answer the other two questions to the best of your ability. Thank you.

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Originally posted by Kharybdis:
What would Jesus do for a Klondïke Bar?

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he wouldnt do anything for it he doesnt eat.

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Originally posted by Aguagon:
And in addition to that, the question Homer Simpsons posed that Ned Flanders just wasn't able to answer: "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

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you know that god is real but you dont know his powers, not even i dont know his powers but what i do know is that i shouldn't worry about so my answer to that is no he could eat anything but he doesnt ever need to eat so he doesnt.

And in addition to that, the question Homer Simpsons posed that Ned Flanders just wasn't able to answer: "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

What would Jesus do for a Klondïke Bar?