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Registered: February 22, 2004
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Nah it's obviously a smear campaing from the candians because they know that their beer bites the big one in everything but alcohol content and I called them on it 
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: October 28, 2005
Posts: 5354
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...because people think you are a drunken lunatic?
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13976
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Why is it that almost every mention of me turns to something about alcohol?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: February 27, 2003
Posts: 2217
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quote: Originally posted by Trisscar: quote: I know they're not really hard, that's partly why I like them. And I think I'll pass on that experiment.... thanks all the same!
 I wouldn't suggest trying it anyway.
LOL Wow, we've gone really off topic here....
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: October 22, 2006
Posts: 2530
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quote: I know they're not really hard, that's partly why I like them. And I think I'll pass on that experiment.... thanks all the same!
 I wouldn't suggest trying it anyway.
J'irai bien.
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Registered: February 27, 2003
Posts: 2217
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I know they're not really hard, that's partly why I like them. And I think I'll pass on that experiment.... thanks all the same!
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: October 22, 2006
Posts: 2530
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Mikes Hard? Thats not really hard, try drinking straight Silent Sam Vodka without chase while sitting down. THAT kills. Specially when you're only 120 pounds and you end up drinking way too much and then you decide to walk home. Hmm... I'll stick with my beer.
J'irai bien.
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Registered: February 27, 2003
Posts: 2217
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quote: Originally posted by Trisscar: quote: And yes Triss, you guys do have better alcoholic drinks than we do, although I'm afraid I can't speak for the beer specifically.
I really only drink beer, not a fan of coolers or hard stuff. Whatever you do, don't beleive anything Amp says about Canadian beer.
LOL Don't worry, I'm used to not taking amp's drinking advice.  Hmmm... we're opposites there, I don't like beer and I love hard stuff (Mikes, mmmmmmmmm).
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: October 22, 2006
Posts: 2530
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quote: And yes Triss, you guys do have better alcoholic drinks than we do, although I'm afraid I can't speak for the beer specifically.
I really only drink beer, not a fan of coolers or hard stuff. Whatever you do, don't beleive anything Amp says about Canadian beer.
J'irai bien.
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Registered: February 27, 2003
Posts: 2217
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quote: Originally posted by ampmaster: quote: more proof that animals are smarter than people.
Nah animals do it to. There's a species of beetle that all they do is run across the sahara desert. Why do they do this? cause a beetle with either a beard or a heavily gelled hair-do tells them that God (or the bettle equivlent) is on the other side
LOL Well that ruins my point then.... And yes Triss, you guys do have better alcoholic drinks than we do, although I'm afraid I can't speak for the beer specifically.
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: October 22, 2006
Posts: 2530
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quote: (hell a decent beer would likely make a rare few of them normal)
 Canadian Beer.
J'irai bien.
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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Um...well I'm pretty sure these are putting the mental in FundeMENTAList... I agree with Amp...
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13976
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quote: more proof that animals are smarter than people.
Nah animals do it to. There's a species of beetle that all they do is run across the sahara desert. Why do they do this? cause a beetle with either a beard or a heavily gelled hair-do tells them that God (or the bettle equivlent) is on the other side
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: February 27, 2003
Posts: 2217
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quote: Originally posted by ampmaster: while I think parties would liven a few up or make them see sense (hell a decent beer would likely make a rare few of them normal) I think the only proper way to deal with the majority of fundamentalists from all religions is those shock collar for dogs only on a much higher voltage. Whenever they do those annoying things that fundamentalits do (create websites that shoot down other belief systems for example) ZAP 100000 volts fries them for a few seconds. Hopefully with enough of this treatment they will become normal, functioning members of society
LMAO amp, I nearly died when I read that. Anyway, aside from amp's brilliant idea, I say we gather all the extremists from all the religions and lock them in a room together and let them duke it out. Seriously though, extremists scare the living daylights out of me. What they say is so obviously loony, yet people believe it... more proof that animals are smarter than people.
"I know of no safe repository of the ultimate power of society but the people. And if we think them not enlightened enough, the remedy is not to take power from them, but to inform them by education." Thomas Jefferson
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Registered: February 22, 2004
Posts: 13976
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while I think parties would liven a few up or make them see sense (hell a decent beer would likely make a rare few of them normal) I think the only proper way to deal with the majority of fundamentalists from all religions is those shock collar for dogs only on a much higher voltage. Whenever they do those annoying things that fundamentalits do (create websites that shoot down other belief systems for example) ZAP 100000 volts fries them for a few seconds. Hopefully with enough of this treatment they will become normal, functioning members of society
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: September 11, 2006
Posts: 101
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Eh. Let The nutjobs be. As long as they dont cause trouble.
I fought the law and the law won.
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Registered: November 05, 2004
Posts: 6044
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They died and are still dead? Does something else happen after you die where being dead doesn't occur? That doesn't make any sense. The lack of a resurrection doesn't mean anything. Duh. Sites like these are proof that people will believe anything. They take a position that can't be questioned because any opposing position is automatically wrong. You simply can't argue with them. Ignorance is their true religion. Bah, sites like this annoy me more than amuse me. Although I do tend to laugh at how pathetically contradicting they can be.
The more you know, the less you don't know.
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Registered: February 05, 2005
Posts: 928
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I'm supposed to say something witty and provocative about religious fanatics but what I've read so far on that site is so bizarre that I'm unable to think of anything funny to say about it. kill them all you got the link wrong: www.exposingsatanism.org
If god existed he'd be right winged
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