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Picture of Allah
Registered: November 14, 2004
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Question:
Who did God Endorse?

Choices:
Bush
Kerry
George
John
Paul

 


and with the world/thirteen shines in her eyes/afraid of the wind/she beckons in disguise
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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Originally posted by uptowngirl904:
I find it sad that you can't even spell your own name correctly. You're not the real Santa.

'Tis not my fault the masses have told you to leave the 'e' off my name. Rather, it reflects a trend in our American lifestyle to use as few words as possible to articulate our points, and to eliminate any unnecessary letters in those words. The 'e' was silent, so they chopped it off. As you might be able to guess, this is a trend I neither approve of nor follow.
quote:
Originally posted by northstar316:
Santa, I want a pony and cheese and a swordand a rocket launcher and a tank and a plane and a speedboat and a teddy bear and a greek kraker and a poarch and a jaguar and a redwood and a house and a diamond and a brother and a sister and a whale and a zebra and a snake and a crown (the crown of England will sufice) and a new computer and a spaceship and a zeplin and an aircraft carrier and a rabbit and a yaght and a street sweeper and LEGOS!!!

I can get you the legos; the elves have quite an abundance of those. As for the other 27 items on your list: would you accept life-size replicas of these items that were made of legos?
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Registered: October 06, 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by uptowngirl904:
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As Santa Clause

I find it sad that you can't even spell your own name correctly. You're not the real Santa.


Frown Frown Frown FrownFrown

Santa, I want a pony and cheese and a swordand a rocket launcher and a tank and a plane and a speedboat and a teddy bear and a greek kraker and a poarch and a jaguar and a redwood and a house and a diamond and a brother and a sister and a whale and a zebra and a snake and a crown (the crown of England will sufice) and a new computer and a spaceship and a zeplin and an aircraft carrier and a rabbit and a yaght and a street sweeper and LEGOS!!!

lUv,
sCoTt


O of where dost thou hail, Celephanil, Celephanil? Why dost thou wander in Tengelwar great, why on the sea do you sail?
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Registered: December 13, 2002
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quote:
As Santa Clause

I find it sad that you can't even spell your own name correctly. You're not the real Santa.


Move tiger, pick up your paws, and let's dance.
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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yum, eggs! what kind of dresing do u want on ur salad. i have ceeser, ranch, and italian. and santa clause if there was a dark alliance against u then we woulndt tell u anyway. darn u dumb.
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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do i still get presents? i believe in you, santa claus!


and with the world/thirteen shines in her eyes/afraid of the wind/she beckons in disguise
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Registered: December 11, 2003
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No, as long as you send me presnets too.


"Regardless, I have always, and will always, succeed."
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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Do I sense a dark alliance against Santa in the works?
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Ok, I'll boil the eggs. *prepares stove and boils eggs*. THey'll be done in a minute.


"Regardless, I have always, and will always, succeed."
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Well, they broke on me. I was hurt. Lets make up. I'll make you a salad if you boil my easter eggs. Deal?

*whines* SantaClause!!! I want pressents you *****!
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Registered: December 11, 2003
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I like vegetables. It'll be a salad. Oh wait, rotten. *cries* but I threw pretty eatser eggs at you!!!! Frown


"Regardless, I have always, and will always, succeed."
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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Real mature, biotch. You shall have no presents.
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Oh, you *****. Well, I threw rotten vegetables at you. I would have thrown rotten meat at you too, but I ate it before it went bad, so you're lucky you little ****. Maybe you and santaclause should just make out. You seem like you'd go well together. So there!
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No.... just painted with pretty pastel colors.


"Regardless, I have always, and will always, succeed."
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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Were they cooked? If they were, I'll eat them. I like easter eggs like a fat kid loves cake. YUM.
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Registered: December 11, 2003
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yes, I am the Easter Bunny. *throws easter eggs at everyone*


"Regardless, I have always, and will always, succeed."
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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**** you all. I hate you! *muah* That was the kiss of death. Beware.
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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But without me, God, you would be one miserable, pathetic loner.

On second thought...maybe I'm not doing that much for you after all.
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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Am I not even here God?! Listen to me you little *****. Paul should be president!!! What the **** is wrong with you!?

p.s. I like cheese.
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Registered: November 14, 2004
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Santa Clause, you're such a moron. Without me, you would not exist! Bow down to me, ************

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