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<JoeyDauben>
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My teacher -- well, he's a rabbi I guess you can say (I'm Messianic)...he said something funny tonight..."why did God create Eve out of his rib? Because she was a cheaper cut." ha it was great
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Registered: October 06, 2004
Posts: 3372
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quote: Originally posted by CelticNewAger: God gave Men brains, so they wouldn't hump on women's legs in cocktail parties.
Men and miniskirts have something in common; if you won't watch out, they'll creep up your legs.
rofl!! Mabey, if women are submissive in mairrages, we should abolish marriages in this counrty. After all, EVERYONE has to be equal in the eyes of the law, right? It would not due to have people be superior and subordinates. Anyway, outlawing mariage would solve more than one problem (*cough cough*)
O of where dost thou hail, Celephanil, Celephanil? Why dost thou wander in Tengelwar great, why on the sea do you sail?
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Registered: June 03, 2004
Posts: 1144
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*snicker* 
1-We are all born originals - why is it so many of us die copies? 2- Life is tough... it's tougher if you're stupid.
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Registered: September 22, 2004
Posts: 889
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Lol.
"Take risks and never regret them."
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Registered: March 08, 2004
Posts: 1686
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Wait, my mistake, you were quoting jamaica, who is at least a borderline Christian Fundie...yeah, maybe in this case your words are wise, Joey.
And then, as the books were told, Fina replied: "A can of worms, my dear friend? What has this to do with reason?"
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Registered: March 08, 2004
Posts: 1686
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Yeah, she could remain single, or go for one of the billions of sane guys who aren't into Christian Fundamentalism. I hear that's been working out really well for a lot of gals.
And then, as the books were told, Fina replied: "A can of worms, my dear friend? What has this to do with reason?"
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<JoeyDauben>
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If you and the other quasi-feminists believe this way: quote: It goes to show that man and woman should work hand in hand and that all of us are equal.
...then you should just remain single. In a truly Christian marriage, the woman should be submissive to the husband. That is the role proscribed Biblically. The talk of "independent streaks" and all of that is nice in a non-Biblical marriage or point of view, but in a relationship where God is the central focus, the woman should be eager to submit to the husband. This of course does not mean that men should beat women and women should stay with them ...not at all.
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Registered: December 11, 2003
Posts: 9501
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God gave Men brains, so they wouldn't hump on women's legs in cocktail parties. Men and miniskirts have something in common; if you won't watch out, they'll creep up your legs.
"Regardless, I have always, and will always, succeed."
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Registered: June 28, 2003
Posts: 2745
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If he is a rabbi, how come he made a comment like that?? If he is a rabbi, he shouldnt doubt God's word... I think God's word is never funny. But yeah, i have often wondered about that myself, though i know that God made woman out of the man's rib to show that even if man is considered superior, the woman could still be superior since she was made out of the man's rib. It goes to show that man and woman should work hand in hand and that all of us are equal.
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