Uptown, Burger, Gem, I think you're all geniuses and I'm glad to say that I have the pleasure of opening PoserBurger with you guys. Your ideas are all awesome (Uptowngirl, I really liked your Jimmy Eat Chicken Sandwich. That was clever!), and I'm supporting you guys 100% in whatever you think is best, as long as it doesn't involve me cooking. I think what we should do is have a sit down restraunt, and then, after our huge success with that, we can open fast food joints, with the same idea as PoserBurger. I also think we should make a list of all the artists that we want on the menu, and then lists the kinds of food that we want on the menu, so that we won't get too confused. So who do we have so far? Sum41, Cyndi Lauper, Avril, Good Charlotte, Jimmy Eat World, NFG, and Simple Plan...everyone, feel free to add to the list of sucky sell-out bands and artists, and food that you would like to appear on the PoserBurger menu.

PoserBurger it is!

Alright, now, should we go the fast-food chain route (more money), or should we go for the classy sit-down type of restaurant (more respect)?

I think we should opt for the latter, seeing as how supply WILL become a problem as washed-up second-rate celebrities start to go into hiding. (Here's an idea-- Cyndi Lauper Breakfast Special!)

yes, simple plan sings "addicted" and that other one..."i'd do any thing".

i can make brownies! they're really good. out of a box. hmmm...i'm thinking sum 41 brownies...no, we already have sum 41 fries. well, if anyone thinks of anything, please let me know.

mmm...jimmy eat chicken sandwich...like jimmy eat world, but grilled to perfection and served between buns. (i know they don't entirely fit into the title of poserburger, but i thought it was clever.)

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Please.. PLEASE tell me you did not just spell America like that on purpose..

Anyways, ahem.. I'd love to make any type of cannibal-related food. My mouth is watering as I type...

BTW- who is Simple Plan? Are they that lame group that sings that Addicted song? If so, I'm making them the main course.

I think that the country of amarica sould have delt w/ terrorists in the beginning.Not just of slapped them on the hand and say "dont do it again".

Gem, that's more than I can do, so sure, you can be one of our cooks. You can just make Ravioli out of a can and pawn it off as New Found Glory Pasta. Or you can make Simple Plan Macaroni. That sounds like a crowd-pleaser, doesn't it?

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We should probably start looking around for chiefs and waiters as our restraunt is going to be a huge success and we'll be perpetually busy

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I could cook! I mean, I make some mean macaroni and cheese. I've cooked with notorious chefs. I mean, Chef Boyardi and I go back a looong way

Good idea, Uptowngirl! Whoa, you were born to open a restraunt that sold horrible pop stars as food (just take that as a compliment). Of course Gem and Burger get part of the stock! They're great supporters of our awesome restraunt. We should probably start looking around for chiefs and waiters as our restraunt is going to be a huge success and we'll be perpetually busy. And I like the name PoserBurger. I would eat at a restraunt named that. Esp. if it meant I was getting rid of Avril Lavinge in the process.

amaris, i agree. and we can deep fry her in nugget form. avril nuggets--like chicken! we need a name for our resturaunt. i like poserburger. (and if anyone else thinks of menu items, we'll give you a share of stock. burgermeister and gemini get some stock. it'll be worth a lot someday.)

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u moron if u had a half a brain u would have known ur quote is on the seconde page!!!!! wow ur dumb.

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The second page? I'm assuming you mean my second post, and that post isn't even talking about Avril Lavinge. Yes, I'm such an idiot. Identify exactly where I said that I had more talent than Avril Lavinge. Good luck, SINCE I DIDN'T ****ING SAY IT. Why don't you just read my ****ing posts and come to realize two things. One, I never said I had more talent than Avril Lavinge, and two, Avril Lavinge is a sell-out, and she sucks. And I wasn't forgiving you, you're not my business partner. I was forgiving Uptowngirl904. And why are you forgiving me? For being right and having good taste in music? And what should I take back that I said? Do you have ANY ****ing idea what the hell your talking about?
Uptowngirl: Maybe we should add Avril Pizza to our menu, and you could choose whether to eat her in the form of pizza or a burger. (personally, I would order both. It would get rid of her faster)

mmm...avril pizza...no meat, just extra cheesy...

We want pizza made of Avril.. not pizza dedicated to her..

wait, were u forgiving me? No need to I forgave u first. if were i take back what i said. but its actully pizza and they sell them at La Pizzaria in Nappannese

**Nicoley

u moron if u had a half a brain u would have known ur quote is on the seconde page!!!!! wow ur dumb.

**Nicoley

Well, I guess I can forgive you, seeing how we're business partners and all. And by the way, that's a good idea, using other artists as the meat for our Avril burgers. I'm sure no one will be able to tell the difference. And thanks for saying I have more talent than Avril. So sweet.

i didn't mean it like that, amaris. i just figured that after a while, we'll run out of avril. there's only so much of her. i suppose we can cut up other junky pop stars and sell them under the name of avril burgers.

and no where did amaris say that she had more talent than avril. even though she probably does.

This is every post I've made on this message board prior to you accusing me of saying I have more talent than Arvil Lavinge. Go ahead, read them and show me where I said that. Please.

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You ever have those moments where you read or hear something that makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER and you are going crazy trying to find the logistics in it? I just had one of those moments trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about in your post about Avril Lavinge. How ****ing stupid are you? I just hope you were kidding, or can explain to me how that post makes sense. Or did you write it out just so drive people mad trying to figure out the rationale?

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Then did you find something logical in what Nicoley said?

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I swear at everybody. I'm Southern, forgive me.

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Burger....I'm thinking more along the lines of Vanilla Ice...which I'm not even sure is a fair trade, seeing how Vanilla Ive has more talent than Avril. And yes, to answer your question, I do live off controversy. That's my life source. For things to be placid and tranquil, that is my kryptonite. It kills me to see when people are getting along.

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Burger: I'm telepathic. I thought you knew. I was reading your mind, and that's how i answered your question about controversy. Don't doubt my abilities, or you'll have to suffer the consequences.
Jookly and uptowngirl904: thank you! I feel five feet tall now!

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You didn't tell me I was going to hell, which is a rarity these days. You just complimented me, and I was thanking you, proving I'm not evil all the time.

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Those are all my posts that i posted before you said that I told everyone that I had more talent than Avril Lavinge. I read them all agian, and I can't find where I said that. Maybe you can.

I guess if our ideas pay off, we won't have to live under a bridge.. well.. hopefully not.

This is making me hungry.. time for lunch

I am shocked and appalled at you! How could you ever doubt that we won't be rich and famous off of our great restraunt ideas? Who wouldn't want to come to a sell-out restraunt that serves not only Avril burgers, but Advil burgers?

What doesn't make sense about what I said about guitars? I'm curious. And seriously, I never said I had more talent than Avril Lavinge. I said Vanilla Ice did. Seriously. Read it again. And why do you hate me so much? I'm not the only one making fun of Avril Lavinge, so why have you targeted me? I'm not saying that you should start b*tching about other people, but maybe you should stop b*tching at me. And all you have to do is cut and paste from my replies, if you wanted to quote me on how I have more talent than Avril Lavinge, which would be hard, since I NEVER SAID THAT. And about the Avril pizzas...have you thought about the fact that maybe they are making money not because people like her, but because people hate her so much they want to eat her?