Hmm...that's funny. I don't remember saying that I had more talent that Avril Lavinge. And yes, I do have a big mouth. I'm aware of that fact. I'm used to it. And you should probably get used to it too. But yeah, actually, I do play the guitar, and I don't exactly write lyrics, but I do write poetry. If you would like to see some of my poems, or some of my stories, you can send me some Youthmail. I'll be happy to send you some. Or articles out of my school newspaper, if I can find some old ones. And I'm not going to lie. I can't sing. I'll admit that. You don't want to hear me sing...You probably want to keep your sanity and your hearing ability. But that's the thing. I NEVER SAID I COULD SING. Singing, along with being nice, is just one of those things I was never good at. But on to my guitars. I do play the guitar, as I mentioned earlier in this post. I'm not really all that good at it (again, I never claimed to be). I'm much better at the cello. But I have three guitars, two accoustic, one electric. My first guitar I got three years ago. It's a Montana that I named Rogerson. I don't know what else to say about it. It's not a good one, since I didn't know how to play at all, then. My second guitar, the one I use most often, is named Stuart and it is a G-25 Garrison. My third guitar I don't play, mostly because I'm scared to hurt it, and I don't play electric. But my third one is named Holden, and it is a Stratocaster. I have no idea how my parents could afford it. I'm assuming they've sold their souls to the devil. But anyway, those are my guitars, this is my post, and by the way, read more carefully next time; before you act like a b*tch, because I never said I had more talent than Avril Lavinge, I just said that Vanilla Ice does. And no, I'm not Vanilla Ice.

wow u have a big mouth. you'd be exiled from the world before anyone eles. To bad it's agaisnt the law...
Anyways i found your quote on how you have more talent then Avril very interesting. I prsonally would love to hear some of your lyrics, or singing or experience on a quitar. By the way, what kind of guitar do u have since your such an expert on music?
Well I'm really annoyed with responding to this post becuse we've change the subject, but since i cant hear u sing feel free to send your lyrics to me, i would love how amazing they actually r
**Nicoley

You didn't tell me I was going to hell, which is a rarity these days. You just complimented me, and I was thanking you, proving I'm not evil all the time.

wait...what did i do? i'm sorry i'm so stupid.

And about Avril...I think we're all agreed...she should be exiled from both Canada and America.

Burger: I'm telepathic. I thought you knew. I was reading your mind, and that's how i answered your question about controversy. Don't doubt my abilities, or you'll have to suffer the consequences.
Jookly and uptowngirl904: thank you! I feel five feet tall now!

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you guys can keep avril. we don't want her

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no thanks.u can keep her.we don't want her.she has more fans in america than in canada.

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Yeah... maybe they can eat her, or something.

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ah.yes, polor bear.

tonight's special
"avril" $12.00
"pizza" $10.50

Billy you are so damn wrong. Militias are even protected under our constitution and mentioned in the bill of rights.

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Canadian Militia. We won and got the boundary line at 49 degrees with a bunch of Militia and a s***load of natives.

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Yes but that is because Americans are to PC, we don't believe in guns or Malitias to protect us from invading countries or terrorists..

heh heh heh...

Yeah... maybe they can eat her, or something.

just pawn her off to a country with out any celebrities...like greenland!

Damn, I though we'd gotten rid of her for good...

Also, for the record look at what happened in the only war between the States and Canada (even if we weren't Canada yet) and the Battle of New Orleans doesn't count because that was the British Army and not the Canadian Militia. We won and got the boundary line at 49 degrees with a bunch of Militia and a s***load of natives. And who saved seven Americans when you guys pissed off Iran. If you don't know look it up and thank Canadians for that.

PEACE

burgermeister, you guys can keep avril. we don't want her. we'll give you tito jackson and vanilla ice, and that guy who used to host american idol but doesn't anymore, if you take avril back.

i think we all love amaris. (her name reminds me of a girl in my drama class, and what she says does too...very cool.)

who gives a fck about bacon...who gives a fck about sports and all that s***??????? the main thing is that everybody, including americans and canadians, are all extremely ignorant about some thing or another. secondly, i dont think that anybody should b ashamed to feel loyalty to their own country no matter what the government has done........the ppl make the country. other random thing: i hate it when people say that george bush is just a reflection of the attitude of the american people since we "elected him", when the fact is that we didnt. our stupid system of government made him the president!!!! ya just had to get that out. lol. so ya.....y dont we all just have pride in our countries but respect others for their own pride. we're all innocent citizens of this world for the most part who are being screwed over by the leaders of the world. my thoughts on the spelling issue: confusing but insignificant.....when it all comes down to it who even cares?????

I love you amaris.

I wasn't aware that I'd asked a question.

But anyway, I think that Vanilla Ice may be a fair trade (WORD TO YO MOTHA!), but, oh, I dunno... he's getting kinda old. Avril will be around for awhile, but he's gonna have to be put out to pasture before long.

This is completely off-topic, but Vanilla Ice came and played in Victoria, BC (near where I live) recently. I hear he's into heavy metal now. Weird, huh?

Burger....I'm thinking more along the lines of Vanilla Ice...which I'm not even sure is a fair trade, seeing how Vanilla Ive has more talent than Avril. And yes, to answer your question, I do live off controversy. That's my life source. For things to be placid and tranquil, that is my kryptonite. It kills me to see when people are getting along.

Haha. Touche.
Anyway, you Americans can have Avril. Who would you say is an adequate trade? If I were you guys, I wouldn't give us any more than Tito Jackson.