so this whole train of thought started as an IM conversation between fina and myself, to save me retyping it all I'm gonna post it verbatim.
Aguagon (2:06:57 PM): I'm still amazed we haven't found the guy by now, seriously
KevlarRus (2:07:05 PM): I know
Aguagon (2:07:05 PM): you'd think we all we have at out disposal...
Aguagon (2:07:09 PM): *with all
KevlarRus (2:07:23 PM): his nose is like a fucking toucan beak and he's what? 6'5"?
KevlarRus (2:07:28 PM): how hard is that to find?
KevlarRus (2:07:48 PM): I honestly think he's dead
Aguagon (2:08:00 PM): it's definitely possible
Aguagon (2:08:13 PM): the conspiracy theory nutcases are gaining a little more credibility every day on this one
KevlarRus (2:08:50 PM): mmhmm
KevlarRus (2:08:55 PM): think about it though
KevlarRus (2:09:11 PM): the way we've bombed the cave systems in afghanistan
KevlarRus (2:09:18 PM): if we did get him
KevlarRus (2:09:22 PM): we'd never know it
KevlarRus (2:09:40 PM): and it's A-Qaeda's best intrests not to tell any one
KevlarRus (2:09:48 PM): because it's good propaganda for us
KevlarRus (2:10:15 PM): and bad for them
Aguagon (2:10:22 PM): yeah, that's true
KevlarRus (2:10:26 PM): also
KevlarRus (2:10:35 PM): the could martyr him
KevlarRus (2:10:37 PM): *they
KevlarRus (2:10:45 PM): and that would be fantastic propaganda
KevlarRus (2:10:47 PM): but
KevlarRus (2:10:53 PM): him being killed
KevlarRus (2:10:59 PM): wouldn't be good in comparison
KevlarRus (2:11:09 PM): to him making an attack and dying
KevlarRus (2:11:14 PM): or his body at least
KevlarRus (2:11:21 PM): if he died in a collapse
KevlarRus (2:11:29 PM): they can't retrieve the body
KevlarRus (2:11:39 PM): so all good propaganda from him dying is gone
Aguagon (2:12:48 PM): yeah
Aguagon (2:13:20 PM): if he is dead, his handlers might just be waiting to try to fabricate a more nobel death
KevlarRus (2:13:33 PM): another possability
KevlarRus (2:14:04 PM): again the big deal is having his body, people won't believe shit unless they can see it
KevlarRus (2:14:22 PM): that goes for his own soldiers as well as US/Coalition/UN forces
Aguagon (2:14:59 PM): yeah, exactly
KevlarRus (2:15:13 PM): so for my idea
KevlarRus (2:15:29 PM): unless they can postion his body somewhere
KevlarRus (2:15:36 PM): complete with suicide vest or car
KevlarRus (2:15:40 PM): somewhere public
KevlarRus (2:15:48 PM): you know a good target
KevlarRus (2:15:53 PM): they can't martyr him
Aguagon (2:16:37 PM): I wonder if it would be worth it to them to stage an alleged unsuccessful attempted attack
KevlarRus (2:16:47 PM): depends
KevlarRus (2:17:02 PM): these people are motivated purely on religion and symbolism
KevlarRus (2:17:17 PM): having their leader go out in a blaze of glory is a big deal
KevlarRus (2:17:21 PM): dude
KevlarRus (2:17:25 PM): I just had a though
KevlarRus (2:17:28 PM): *thought
KevlarRus (2:17:48 PM): do you know who che guevara was?
Aguagon (2:17:55 PM): yeah
KevlarRus (2:18:08 PM): do you know how he died?
Aguagon (2:18:18 PM): nope
KevlarRus (2:18:39 PM): he was leading a communist revolutionary group in bolivia
KevlarRus (2:18:46 PM): the current goverment
KevlarRus (2:18:54 PM): obviously didn't like the idea
Aguagon (2:19:06 PM): was he executed?
KevlarRus (2:19:10 PM): nope
KevlarRus (2:19:13 PM): he vanished
KevlarRus (2:19:31 PM): just simply vanished with out a word or a trace
Aguagon (2:19:36 PM): hmm
KevlarRus (2:19:48 PM): it crippled the revolutionary movement in bolivia
KevlarRus (2:20:11 PM): so I would say that it's plausible
KevlarRus (2:20:16 PM): wait
KevlarRus (2:20:23 PM): hold on need to finish on che
KevlarRus (2:21:03 PM): it came out later that bolivian special forces captured che and slashed his throat in the jungle
KevlarRus (2:21:32 PM): the then disfigured him by removing his hand feet and head and buried the body
KevlarRus (2:21:47 PM): (to prevent later identification)
Aguagon (2:21:48 PM): oh, wow
KevlarRus (2:22:00 PM): uh huh
KevlarRus (2:22:08 PM): so they never found his body either
Aguagon (2:22:48 PM): yeah, so we may in fact never know with Osama
KevlarRus (2:23:03 PM): it did more damage to the bolivian communist group to have their leader vanish, his body never to be found
KevlarRus (2:23:12 PM): then for him to be killed in a public manner
KevlarRus (2:23:35 PM): so it makes you wonder... how sneaky do you think the US goverment can be?
Aguagon (2:24:12 PM): well, my main problem with theories like this is that my faith in our government in these matters is very limited
Aguagon (2:24:32 PM): we can't keep much a secret, it seems
KevlarRus (2:24:46 PM): hmmm
KevlarRus (2:26:03 PM): do you know what goes on in the CIA? or at Area 51? or Bangalore Naval Base? or in DARPA?
KevlarRus (2:26:12 PM): or the NSA at Fort Mead?
KevlarRus (2:26:34 PM): our media
KevlarRus (2:26:37 PM): makes it appear
KevlarRus (2:26:46 PM): that they know alot more then they actually do
KevlarRus (2:26:50 PM): because that sells papers
KevlarRus (2:26:57 PM): so to speak
Aguagon (2:27:10 PM): that's true
KevlarRus (2:27:23 PM): if the goverment really wants to keep a secret
KevlarRus (2:27:28 PM): it's usually kept
KevlarRus (2:29:37 PM): dude
KevlarRus (2:29:46 PM): we need to start a thread on this
Aguagon (2:30:04 PM): go for it
Aguagon (2:30:14 PM): this is freaky shit
KevlarRus (2:30:29 PM): *insert x-files theme here*
Aguagon (2:30:30 PM): I always look to how fast pedophiles get outed in our government and stuff
Aguagon (2:30:45 PM): but...that's the result of partisanship, basically
Aguagon (2:31:26 PM): and the fact that we don't like pedophiles, of course
KevlarRus (2:31:33 PM): mmmhm
KevlarRus (2:33:43 PM): I think I'm gonna post this verbatim
Aguagon (2:34:00 PM): fine by me
so what do you all think? is he dead? or is he just really that good at hiding? did the cia make him vanish? or did his kidneys give out?
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