Damn that would suck if you got one. Did you know that they even have oral sex condoms (that taste minty, etc.) ! I don't know anyone with an std... but then again maybe i do?!

lol a month ago i was in the car in the back seat with my parents in front and my Bowling for Soup CD was in the player and there was part of one of the songs where the singer says "I got an std" and my dad goes, "what's that?" and i was like, "....what?" and he goes, "what's an std?". me and my mom didn't say anything lol. fogies.

I can imagine it now: "Today a man ran down the street screaming at the top of his lungs saying 'I have an STD! Yeah this is so awesome!' and eventually ran into a parked car."
I had to add the last little part to show that telling people you have an std is kinda embarrasing and pathetic.

people usualy dont go around telling everyone with they catch an std