well it depends what im gonna do and what im wearing

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or you can wear no underwear, like myself

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This is simply a bad idea. Underwear is there to protect you.

No one will ever know....

or you can wear no underwear, like myself

and we have much more chances of marrying a rich man that a man marrying a rich woman. among other things

-arianhorn

Girls get to wear sexy underwear. I don't know why they would, but they could.

I was aware that it was a joke. Just thought I'd bring the stereotypes to everyone's attention...

and I do know guys that punt small dogs for fun.

Meh. I would love to be born a guy. How many (good) rock bands are female? The Donnas. And that's about it. Male? Ppht.

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53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

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Man, do I wish my male friends were that considerate.

well the shoes thing i agree. im sick of painful sandals.

-arianhorn

Oh for God's sake people, it was a joke.

"you think it's funny to punt a small dog". Does that sound serious to you? Of course it's full of stereotypes, it's satire, or parody, or whatever. Arg.

Wow, you used a lot of stereotypes.

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4. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
6. You don't have to monitor your friend's sex lives.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you lost or gained weight.
10. Drycleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
27. You never have to clean a toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
35. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat
46. You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
50. You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.
75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friend you've changed.
88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary
94. New shoes don't blister, cut or mangle your feet.

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I'm a light packer, my friends don't have sex lives, I can open all my own jars, my friends don't care about weight, I have no dry-cleaned clothes nor do I go to a hair dresser, I only carry a purse once and awhile, I usually go to the bathroom alone, I never make beds no matter where I am, I don't clean the toilet, I can get ready pretty fast, etc. Sorry but not everyone woman fits your stereotypes. Besides, if all guys are truly as chauvenistic as that, maybe I'll just become a lesbian.

amlsot half of what yo said is wrong. that may be since im not girly.

-arianhorn

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. You know stuff about tanks.

4. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

5. Monday Night Football.

6. You don't have to monitor your friend's sex lives.

7. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.

8. You can open all your own jars.

9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you lost or gained weight.

10. Drycleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

11. When clicking through the channels you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

12. Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.

13. All your orgasms are real.

14. A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.

15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

17. You understand why Stripes is funny.

18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

19. Your last name stays put.

20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

22. You can kill your own food.

23. The garage is all yours.

24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

27. You never have to clean a toilet.

28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

33. The National College Cheerleading Championship.

34. You don't have to shave below your neck.

35. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

38. You can write your name in the snow.

39. You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest.

40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

41. Chocolate is just another snack.

42. You can be president.

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

44. Flowers fix everything.

45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

46. You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.

47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

50. You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.

51. Foreplay is optional.

52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

58. You don't give a rat's *** if anyone notices your new haircut.

59. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy without ever thinking, 'He must be mad at me.'

60. The world is your urinal.

61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.

62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

63. Hot wax never comes near your ***** area.

64. One mood, all the time!

65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too sleazy.

67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

69. Same work ... more pay!

70. Gray hair only adds to your character.

71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency ****** adjustment.

72. Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.

74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.

76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.

78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

79. ESPN's SportsCenter.

80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

81. Bachelor parties whomp *** over bridal showers.

82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friend you've changed.

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*ck it."

88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you are not in the mood.

92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.

94. New shoes don't blister, cut or mangle your feet.

95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

97. Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.

98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with, "So ... notice anything different?"

99. Baywatch.

100. There's always a game on somewhere.

but i also like being a girl. i think we get more life expirience than guys. i love bellydancing, feeling like a woman, etc.

-arianhorn

Being a guy is the best. I mean, we can act pretty much as effeminite as we'd like, but we can be macho, too. And we do have it easier when it comes to ragin hormones and nature's little "cycle" of life. It's also completely acceptable to not care about so many things and just have fun.

YEAH! I was just talking about this. Guys hav it way easier than girls, in the pain dept. Also less pressure. And up till like 20-30 years ago, less harassment though you can't really say that now. But all-in-all I'm happy being a girl. Even with the pain.

i would love to have been a guy. except that my father would have named me Oliver or Napoleon.

-arianhorn

I think I would have preferred to be born boy for some of the same reasons you listed but also some others.

*No periods. I absolutely despise my period.

*No chance of getting pregnant. Ever. Even as a woman, I don't want to get pregnant.

*I'm on the heavy side. I think it's easier for guys to get in shape and I think that there's less pressure for them to get in shape in the first place.

*Guys don't have to worry about the size of their breasts (as they have none) and can walk around without their shirts.

*Guys are usually a lot less self-conscious about their looks I think.

*I like some boys' clothes better than girls clothes and I often wear them.

*If a guy does something stupid, it's considered funny. If a girl does something stupid, she's considered an idiot for the rest of her life.

But I like being a girl too. Unlike you, I like doing different stuff with my hair. And I like getting all pretty once and awhile. Also, I think I'm more in tune with my emotions than any guy I know. I'm pretty good at giving advice and I only know a few guys that are good at that as well. And at least we don't have to worry about wet dreams or morning wood. Those are strictly boy problems. Of course, it's more likely that someone will witness leaks during our periods (which last all day) than a boy's night problems. It just depends. I guess there are ups and downs do both sides.

I'd like to hear a guy's perspective, though. Does any guy think he'd prefer to have been born as a girl?