"Myth of the Male ******" by Marshall Saper, PhD

For years we have been witness to revelations of female sexuality paraded through the mass media. After generations of pretending to be asexual madonnas ocassionally coerced into carnality, the ladies are now beseiging us with truth about their own lustiness. It would appear from reading women's magazines and listening to liberated "dialoguing" on talk shows, that what men had construed as maidenly blushing was in fact the burning of frustration at having been denied the female birthright of multiple ******s. It has become clear not only that "nice girls do it," but that they are probably much more proficient at it than are the boys.

As one male who has long recognized the overall superiority of women, as well as come to terms with his own sexual limitations, I would like to boldly
chart new territory by exposing the most grotesque sexual hoax of recorded time. I am prepared to suffer the wrath of my fellow men, most of whom are still pretending to enjoy sexual chase and conquest, by stating for the first time in print that men fake ******s. The groaning, gnashing of teeth, and gutteral screams expresseed by the man as intercourse reaches its throbbing climax is a culturally learned charade. Male ****** is a myth perpetuated to mask his fears and insecurity.

As with all deeply ingrained social patterns, the origin of this pretense of ****** is shrouded in the mists of prerecorded history. Some of the most ancient cave drawings depict young boys seated at the feet of their elders in apparent attempts at mimicking facial contortions resembling pain. Traditional theory had been that these were early rites of passage in preparing young men to become fearsome warriors. The truth is that these cave drawings represent the earliest forms of sexual indoctrination in which boys were taught to fake ******. More recent field studies in social anthropology have involved sound recordings of male initiation rites in primitive tribes. There we clearly hear the gutteral shrieks that had one been thought to be war cries, but are now clearly recognized as pubescent attempts at approximating sounds of sexual ecstasy. It should be noted that while the young males in the tribe are going through this exacting educational ritual, the local girls are placidly braiding each other's hair confidently serene in the knowledge that their sexual capacities need no bolstering or camouflage.

It is not enough to simply know that men throughout history have been conditioned to pretend to achieve sexual fulfillment; the serious student of human behavior must ask why this pattern is universal throughout time and geographic location. Of all the different ways of responding to life's demands, only two behavioral patterns constantly reappear in every society: human beings never go to the toilet in their cooking fires, and men always fake ******.

While much research remains to be done on this complex phenomenon, I am prepared to make some tentative observations as to the motivation of the male pretense. The answer I believe lies in the fragility and vulnerability of the male sex organ. For all of his macho posturing, a man is truly worried about the fate of his friendly little appendage. Even in early childhood we see that the little boy would rather hold on to his ***** than to any other object in his environment. It is thought by some that clothing developed as an attempt to keep the little boy's hands away from his private parts. The urge to hold onto himself goes deep, however, which is why pockets were invented as a means whereby this protective fondling could continue.

The key point to keep in mind in regard to this hand-over-****** posture by the male is that the purpose is not sexual in nature. It had previously been thought that such a gesture represented masturbatory stimulation by the little boy, when in fact the motivation is protective in design. Since this protective instinct is obvious so early in boyhood, it would follow that throughout life a male would be very nervous any time that his sexual organ is out of reach of his hand. Consider this fact if you will: THE ONLY TIME THIS CONDITION PREVAILS IS DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!

Having clearly established the over-riding male need to protect his groin, we must then wonder how the shrieks of male ecstasy, the pseudo-******, relate to this protective imperative. The answer is that once a fellow gets started in the sex act with a woman, there is no way to withdraw gracefully. Aware as we now are of her ability to have xtended multiple mega-******s, it is obvious that unless she were forced to halt the carnal activity, the female would go on indefinitely. This would place the male in acute anxiety since he would be forced to remain in his nprotected state (out of sight, out of hand) for an intolerable length of ime. How do we resolve this dilemma?

The moaning, frenzied grunts, and bulging yes of the male just prior to the end of the sex act are identical to his esponses during combat. The similarity is more than coincidental--both involve fear. The male ego cannot admit this fear, so it has been ationalized as ecstasy prior to breaking off the sexual encounter. The limactic frenzy of the man during intercourse is a culturally learned technique of reclaiming his sexual organ so he can go on with his daily preoccupation of protecting it from harm. Male ****** is a myth; male insecurity is the reality.

Dante is a moron.

That post was full of so much conjecture and no evidence...honestly, it sounds kinda like you're being sarcastic...

Whatever. All that stuff was crap that meant nothing. I don't know maybe some guys fake orgasms, but i really dont think so. What's the point in jakking off, to fake it? No...and the same thing applies to being with someone in bed.

That SUCKS!

i have been taking a pole of my guy friends on weather they can have orgasm's or not, for now i have mixed answers.

Well, hell, don't you think that we'd kind of notice if you faked, considering certain, er, aspects of an orgasm? Think: why is little Johnny suddenly washing his own sheets?

Ok, if ya'll are fakin it and we are fakin it, then why the hell don't ya'll last longer and pleasure someone? I mean seriously.

much luv

~*FOXY*~

It's an interesting premise but I think this anthropologist, I believe he is an anthropologist, is full of it to be very frank. It looks like he makes some very big jumps with extremely limited data, which I'll have to admit a lot of people in my beloved field, Anthropology, do a lot. Actually now that I read it again he seems more like a sociologist, now wonder it seems slanted.

that's sad

Yeah, from what I've seen, Futility fakes it. He really does, even during mastur.bation, which I find really funny.

Heh, I'm on a *bumppity bump* binge now that we have new members.

the purpose of this was mostly to bring the idea that the 'norm' of male sexuality is something undesireable and that little boys getting their jollies are just making life and happiness and pleasure more hollow. On top of that they aren't doing the women any favors.

This is odd. why on earth do you think that women are superior to men? Women did not suffer through all those years of persecution just to tell men that mena re the ones who are lacking. Equality has long been the cry of reformists, and few listen to the feminazi's who claim women are superior. i don't know may women who would buy that, it has ben recognized in our society that men an women are needed equally and no noe can be above another if we need eachother.

i find our anthropological evidence interesting, where can I find info on this?

also, this is kind of distgusting. really disgusting in fact.

-DeadWarm

Ah, but what of masturbation, as the out of hand out of sight argument certainly doesnt apply there.

Dante, I'm utterly baffled by your post. And I don't know what's to discuss, except if people decide to come here and tell you you're lying or something. As I'm not a male, and I don't care to be knowledgable in stuff like this, I'll stay the hell outta here. Have a good day!

ach! too much to read. i'll do it later, I'm tired!

I find it insane that this site provides forums about sex but censors the word "o rgasm" I think at the point where we are adult and educated enough to be talking about school violence, drugs, sex ed, religion, philosophy, and other such things we are certainly able to talk about what makes us feel good sexually. But I digress...I post, you discuss.
have fun.