Registered: August 09, 2003
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A [donkey]* standing in the middle of a road with 2 identical bowls of hay on boths sides of him will starve to death because there is no reason to choose one over the other. What do you think? *Real word intodays language is a taboo expression for the ****
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Registered: January 22, 2005
Posts: 716
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I don't think that a donkey would be in anyway affected by th choi8ce, it would simply eat both bowls.
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Registered: December 13, 2004
Posts: 94
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As the donkey stands, debating madly over which bowl to eat first, a truck rounds a curve at 90 mph and slams straight into the ***'s ***. Both the donkey and the drunken driver are pronounced Dead On Arival by the police.
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Registered: November 22, 2004
Posts: 750
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He would choose one or the other stack depending on if he is left hoofed or right hoofed, respectively.
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