Not my cup of Mountain Dew. I like these better:
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
-The Code of the Jedi
"I have defied gods and demons."
"I am your shield; I am your sword."
"I know you; your past, your future"
"This is the way the world ends."
-Cortana
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.