My random quote of the day:

"I say that life is like a box of chocolates; you turn around for a second and people stuff their faces with out your consent." - Me

"Public education in large states will always be mediocre, for the same reasons that food from large kitchens is usually bad."
-Nietzsche

quote:

Now, YV, will you stop selling my feathers?

But I...I was still planning on selling more.

I don't know Shade. I don't promise anything. I'll think about it.

Now, YV, will you stop selling my feathers?


And since people *cough* speed *cough* have been mentioning my spiritual beliefs, I thought I should add this quote to the list.

"Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone." - Thomas Jefferson

*nods solemnly*

quote:

Alright, YV, here it is; you win.

YES!!!

Monopoly money!!! Haha!

*cough* I mean...yeah, that's cool Shade. Umm...I'm really not the type that lusts over monopoly money or material possessions. I'm really not that type of girl.

What? What are you all looking at? This is my monopoly money! Away! Off you go! Mine!

*counts monopoly money with sinister face*

Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.
-Issac Asimov

Good one, clpo.

Alright, YV, here it is; you win.

I found a good one today:

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find anything that agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
--Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

quote:

You used Google.

Well, yes. I had a feeling about it though, because I know about you and that game.

Anyhow, I'm still waiting on that money. Don't go back on your word now.

Well you didn't say we weren't allowed to use Google.

You used Google.

quote:

One million monopoly dollars to whomever can tell me who Soveliss is!

Let me guess, Soveliss is a Dungeons and Dragons character?

*extends hand*

I'm waiting on that monopoly money.

"If music be the food of love, play on..."
-If you don't know who wrote this, then he will raise from the grave and smack you with the manuscript from Twelfth Night until you fall over.

"Do unto others as they seek to do unto you."
-Soveliss


One million monopoly dollars to whomever can tell me who Soveliss is!

quote:

"OK guys. This is my plan: I will amass an army of lgbt people, conquer the state of Delaware by force, and turn it into a theocracy. And anyone trying to sneak across state lines to get their hair did is gonna be in for a big surprise."
-my physics teacher

Ahaha.

"OK guys. This is my plan: I will amass an army of lgbt people, conquer the state of Delaware by force, and turn it into a theocracy. And anyone trying to sneak across state lines to get their hair did is gonna be in for a big surprise."
-my physics teacher

Here's a list of some of my favorite quotes (from Threadless.com )

"Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell" -- Some guy (Hmm...I might put this as my sig)

"How about a little less talking and a little more shut the fuck up" -- Some other guy.

"Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder." -- Some other guy.

"Slinky + escalator = infinate fun" -- Some other guy.

"This is in Spanish when you aren't looking." -- Some other guy.

"I shower naked." -- Some other guy.

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator." --Some other guy.

"Strangers always have the best candy" -- Some other guy.

"Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil" -- You guessed it, some other guy.

I <3 Threadless.

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -Tom Clancy

"Only one thing need be said about modern man. He fornicated and read the papers."
- Albert Camus

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-Friedrich Nietzsche