lol i have so many! here's a few "word to your mother" "ach mein gott!" "God told Noah to build him an arky arky!" "whoosh." "Drugs are bad, m-kay."

Let's hear yours, eh?

Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
-ForrestGump

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes, good things fall apart so better things can fall together. - MarilynMonroe.

Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride.

Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. you are free. - jim morrison

"Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without happiness." - Christian Dior

"What we have once enjoyed we can never lose, for all that we love deeply becomes a part of us" -- helen keller

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved, and you leave this world knowing the same, then everythig that happens in between can be dealt with." - Michael Jackson

i have a couple. These are from despair.com (im sure u have all seen their de-motivator posters)

"Delusions- There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality"

"Idiocy-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"Individuality-Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else."

"Pessimism-Every dark cloud has a silver lining,but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

"Wishes- When you wish upon a star, your dreams can come true. Unless its really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then your pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

being insane is doing the same thing over and over again and expected different results.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Suess.

<3

That Mark Twain one is also one of my favorites, Sammi!

Two of the ones I like at the moment are:

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

"Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life." - Jack Kerouac

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” -Mark Twain

Or

quote:

"There is Neither Good nor Evil; Thinking makes it so"-William Shakespeare

Just to leap in and defend the integrity of Hamlet (II.ii.247-8). It's actually:

'Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To me it is a prison.'

Almost the same, but the sentiment is shifted a little by your changes to the original.

"He who stands on toilet is high on life" lol and the one im already using.

"There is Neither Good nor Evil; Thinking makes it so"-William Shakespeare

'Aithnionn ciarrog, ciarrog eile'

-directly translated it means one beatle recognises another! lol, in other words, takes one to know one.

'There is no love sincere than the love of food!' - George Bernard Shaw. (my personal fave!)

'Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasent form of misery!' -Spike Milligan

"You cannot change the past. But you can make the future. And anyone who tells you different, is a fucking lethargic devil!"

- Immortal Technique

these are kind of cheesy, and cliche' but anywho-

"trying to forget someone you love, is like trying to remember someone you've never met."

"to the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."

“Open your heart for me slightly, and I’ll open the world for you.” - The Zohar http://www.kabbalah.info

Here are two of my favorite latin sayings; the last one I have tatooed on my left wrist.

"Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam" - It is better to suffer an injustice than to do an injustice!

"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam" - I will either find a way or make one!

"everything you know and everything you see you can't ask it ot tell it"

my favorite saying and taht when someone ask me something and i dont anwer anythinh and that persons tells me why i,m not anwering i tell that person:"silence say's it all":

damnit! Endless took one of my faves!!!!!

The best i ever heard was

"All the world is a stage, the people are mearly players, and one person will have many entances and exits." Willam Shakespeare

This is a quote that a guy said in my church. He doesn't believe in the religion so he doesn't do all of the things but his parents still force him to go. This quote really made me think and it stuck with me.

"If you don't believe int it, then it can't condemn you."

"It doesn't matter who you are, or what you look like, as long as somebody loves you" - Rhold Dahl

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter" - Dr. Seuss