"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

"There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out." - Mae West

"It is better to be looked over than overlooked." -- Mae West

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. "
- Mae West

"When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it." - Madonna

"[Hollywood is] a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell--you see, I have friends in both places."


"Thousands of years ago, the first man discovered how to make fire. He was probably burned at the stake by what he had taught his brothers to light. he was considered and evildoer who had dealt with a demon mankind dreaded. But thereafter, men had fire to keep them warm, to cook their food, to light their caves. He had left them a gift they had not concieved and he lifted the darkness of of the earth." -Howard Roark

allo,
if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgivin so stick it in.

blondies tease....red heads please....

if your gonna be a turd go lay in the yard.

slim **** sucks

new kids on the block suck a lot of d*** chinese food makes me sick.

the end hope ya like them!
ps dont take these seriosly they're just jokes!

"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (when all else fails, play dead)"

"How can you love someone you do not have a relationship with?, and how can youhave a relationship with someone you do know spend time with?"

"i not only have nothing to lose..... I have everything to gain"

"Everyone hears what you say, friends listen to what you say, but BEST friends listen to what you DON'T say."

"It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."

"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be."

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."


That's all i can think of for right now.

"It's better to be hated for who you are, than loved for who you are not."

"Life moves by real fast, if you don't stop and look around once in awhile you might miss it." -Ferris Bueller

"There's nothing like your family to make you appreciate your friends."- Rachel from Poisonwood Bible

"Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?"

true friends stab u in the front
f*ck-get-a-bout-it
every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
y is a crooked letter
yea ya think
and many others but i cant remember
me

"To believe logic is superior to emotion is to thirst. To believe emotion is superior to logic is to drown."

--Jillian Brown (me)

...I can never find witty, cliched sayings that fit me, so I often make up my own.

As for Jill-isms, here are a few:
"Ja, ja..." "Idiot..." "Dummkopf..." "Ja? Ja!" "Don't hurt Jill!" "It's all Jill's fault... when in doubt, blame the Jill." "You demonic Davis! EVIL PICKLE!!" (when talking to one of my less well behaved cats...) "Nani shendaiyo?!" (is this spelled correctly?) "Doshde, Pickle-chan?!" "All hail The Guwy!" "Earl... talkie to me..." (Earl's my most talkative cat) "Do?" "GACH!" "Hihi!" "One more thing..." "Yup, yup." "I say, Nigel... those Germans are up to no good..." "Beware the day of DOOOOMMM!!"

Okay, I think that's enough. And Sinope... did you make that quote up yourself? I couldn't help but laugh out loud in the library when I read that

I've got three that say essentially the same thing:

"Years ago I recognized my kinship with all living things, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on the earth. I said then and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free."

-Eugene Debs

"In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute."

-Thurgoood Marshall

"I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free. The freedom of other men, far from negating or limiting my freedom, is, on the contrary, its necessary premise and confirmation."

-Mikhail Bakunin

Viva Humanity Baby.

sometimes waking up not relizing your breathing for your self can be a wake up call to be your own person._ me!
"we can't go ouyt side with a bowl of grape fruit and noodles" (said that to my best friend ) (her reply) "Sweatshirt?":)
"he was trying to free the Ma He Ma He" FREE MA HE MAh HE!! FREE MA HE MA HE!!:)_ bIodOme!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"ASSUME THE POSTION"

i have alot ummmm "gina's a witch" "tooo bad its not" "oookkkkk" "umm no" "early" "shucks" "its not that serious"

i oh most forgot "your not really(whatever that person said" and "i frickin lov ya man"

'i see dumb people.

but they don't know they're dumb.'

Uh... Sayings that are more random and have no deeper meaning include:


'Frickin' A!', 'What the frick?' 'Sure, why not' 'Hamster?'


The meaningful saying i use (that i created) is
'Come up for air. Breathe a new perspective. Respect diversity'

~Becca

For all those pretty yet hollow inspiraitional quotes:

"A witty saying proves nothing"
-Voltiare