I, President and Founder and Most Magnificent Master of the Anti-Coalition Coalition, hereby declare war on the Coalition and members thereof, with the exception of FreeMarketLover.

If FML decides to wage an offensive against the Most Magnificent Master of the Anti-Coalition Coalition, he will be placed under YN House Arrest and charged with war crimes.

The purpose of the Anti-Coalition Coalition is to root out Coalition members and disolve of any factions that might arise out of the need to crusade against mythical campaigns.

Hypocritical as it sounds, the Anti-Coalition Coalition will cease once the Honorable Coalition has been exterminated.

Signed this Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005.

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