Northstar, this is for you: Gift tied with a green ribbon.

Fenvy - Britney Spears

Sorry Celtic. I find I'm more the warrior these days, fighting for my soul on many fronts.

Wow, crzy! It's so beautiful! And all I got you was a lousy pair of socks. Well, I guess I'll have to get you something else then, also. Hence, I present you, my partner-in-crime, with this super cool, extravagantly high tech spy kit:


And for Ikki, who ever-so-kindly gave me her job as co-stalker on YN, these ever-so-sexy leg warmers, so she never gets cold again.




Bushism of the day:
"The federal government and the state government must not fear programs who change lives, but must welcome those faith-based programs for the embetterment of mankind." —George W. Bush, Stockton, Calif., Aug. 23, 2002

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Celtic - A Jamaica-free YN.

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*hugs* thank you thank you!

crzy, thank you... but I'm not a poor girl... and I BROKE IT ON PURPOSE. Bwhaha. But I will not break the one you gave me, it will just stay in the wrapper at all times.
-Sunset

Awww... but his is blue... I dunno.

Katalina - A whip, with your name encrusted w/ diamonds on the handle.
Celtic - A Jamaica-free YN.
Ikki - A spy kit, for when we stalk ice and agua.
Aguafina - Porn.
Yogore - An inflatable man.
Madpuffinkeeper - A fantastic roommate.
Iceland - Colin Farrell, in the flesh.
Joey - YN at age 78.
Gem - A crown.
Bauhaus - Lube.
Glove - The ability to escape his perpetual loner(ness)...whatever it takes, a wife, a girlfriend, etc.
Sudha - Lots of internet time, and LOTS of pineapple.
Sunset - Another Green Day cd. Poor girl's last one was somehow broken!
Jazz - A cruise to the Bahamas.

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Ikki - Phone books from the cities various YNers live in.

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Silly rabbit. You can access phone books from the internet. How do you think I so easily stalked you?

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crzyme: a diamond-jeweled box (i dunno why I just saw one and it reminded me of you for some reason)

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Oh, pretty.

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Crzyme - Muffins. Lots and lots of blueberry muffins.

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Tee hee.

And mine has a needle in it. Scary.

Both eyes... I thought it was opposites that attract.

Then again, they are the left AND right eyes...

No, not saying you need a husband, I just thought it would be nice... your avatar gave me a vision of a 1950's wife's revenge.

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Originally posted by katalinacmacha89:
For Agua- Hah. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calender.

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I appreciate the thought, but I already have it, as well as the daily planner.

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Originally posted by CelticNewAger:
aguafine: the house we don't have yet *glares*

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Well evidently, we have it now. Have I mentioned you're the greatest wife ever?

I know I'm a bit late, but here are my belated gifts to you all:

Katalina - Season 1 of the O.C. on DVD.
Celtic - A $100 gift certificate to a knife store in Puerto Rico.
Ikki - Phone books from the cities various YNers live in. Or this
Crzyme - Muffins. Lots and lots of blueberry muffins.
Yogore - A diamond engagement ring imbued with the power to make women say "yes."
Madpuffinkeeper - Matt's heart, but since I can't manipulate people's free will (yet), good grades next semester.
bloodylogos - The game World of Warcraft and a lifetime subscription to it.
Iceland - All of the great moments from classic Mad TV episodes collected on DVDs.
Joey - A time-consuming, reasonably high-paying new job.
Gem - several vats of hydrochloric acid.
Bauhaus - An economy-size package of condoms.

And to all of you, a Happy New Year.

Celtic, that was the best present anyone has given me on this site. It hasn't been used yet. Still brand new. I don't have a husband yet if that's what you're implying, but you're right if i'll whip him into shape if he isn't already. be afraid, men, be veerry afraid.

Anywhoo, thanks Celtic. It's awesome.

http://tinypic.com/zrc5k
for MPK

I forgot to officially thank you for the mace. (Though I'm kind of confused...) So, Thank you.

For you, Ikki: A can of pealess, or very low pea content, mixed vegetables.

Thanks Celtic, but she's got a brother in the house. Plus, there both "fixed".

Ikki and crzy, I was only kidding with you/Ikki. But if you want a serious present this late, I'll have to review a few things... Hold on, I'll get you something by tomorrow.

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For Celtic: I can't say it on-line.

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You must tell me. Let it be here or on MSN or whatever.

Meh... here I go
freedom: a male dog so his dog can have many puppies
ikki: something to modify her brain cells so she can be the best in the world at all school subjects
aguafine: the house we don't have yet *glares*
DrStrangelove: a signed by Stanley Kubrik (sp) movie of DrStrangelove
crzyme: a diamond-jeweled box (i dunno why I just saw one and it reminded me of you for some reason)
Sunset: slip-proof shoes
Iceland: Ricky Martin
yogore: Ricky Martin's clone
DWM: a new set of materials for withcraft
Jamaica: 2 wine bottle corks (please don't ask me why)
Bauhaus: a year supply of pot
gemini: a room filled with cheeses of all sorts
suddha: more internet hours in her brand-new laptop
Bogey: A stuffed bear with his avatar as the face
matija: a plane
risika: Ren and Stimpy stuffed animals
Bella: A vacuum cleaner that can suck up and destroy your husband if he annoys you
jazzeykitten: a studio and a wonderful camera

I'll add more later.

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For Ikki: Assasinate everyone that's above her in academics and everything, so she can be #1.

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FOD, I'm still in a good mood from Christmas, so I'll forgive you of your ignorance. *glares*

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Yogore just informed me it's spelled 'mace'.

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Heh. I wondered why you were giving away a can of corn.

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A can of maize?

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Yogore just informed me it's spelled 'mace'.

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For Ikki: Assasinate everyone that's above her in academics and everything, so she can be #1.

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Nah, you don't have to. That would involve killing a few of my friends...

Aw thanks! She'd love it. LOL A can of maize? Hm... not bad.

For Ikki: Assasinate everyone that's above her in academics and everything, so she can be #1.