I like my fish more than most people.

I haven't seen him in 4 days. I miss him so much it's insane.

To make up for the fact that I have been gone I am going to buy him a bigger tank and some freeze dried shrimp.

I have a tendency to walk into thinks if they're not directly in my line of vision.

I fall daily. If I ever had to go to the hospital, they would think I was being beaten at home for all the bruises. The other day I was sitting with some friends discussing a school trip we went on, and we were able to think of 6 different times I fell just in that 2 day period. I was like "Remember when I fell?" and then everyone told a different story of me falling.

I don't want to take off my tap shoes.

I trip while walking on even ground

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Originally posted by clpo13:
I killed a spider with hairspray once. That's not really embarrassing, though. Just thought I'd bring it up.

I'm OCD enough that if I don't cross off the day on my calendar, I have a hard time falling asleep. But only if I notice that I didn't cross the day off. I also can't stand things to be crooked or dusty...yet I live in a room filled with boxes and dirty clothes. Those things aren't usually embarrassing unless someone notices me dusting off things I don't need to dust off.

Don't worry, I'm OC too. No, really, I am.

I'll be doing a compulsive thing and then someone will notice. I'll say, "Sorry, I have OCD."

Then those really annoying people will go, "You know there really is such a thing as OCD, and it's a debilitating disorder. You shouldn't mock it like that."

I'll just say, "I know how debilitating it is...I have it." It takes awhile.

I am DEATHLY afraid of dogs. I mean, really afraid. People will make barking noises to try to scare me, but I can tell its not a dog. What people don't realize is the sound that makes me panic and jump is the sound of anything jingling. Keys, zippers on a jacket, anything. I panic. Cause my mind thinks its a dogtag. I started screaming once before my brother pointed out it was the zipper on my own jacket. Seriously, it's not funny when there are dogs around. I will cross the street to get away from them. Once, my brother and I ended up in the wrong street (on our bikes) on accident, and there were dogs in every yard, two in houses and one in the street. He had to save me from myself, cause I was screaming and crying so hard.

I cannot multi-task. The other day I tried to bake cookies while talking on the phone. I wrecked like 3 dozen cookies.

I feel special when people spell my name correctly.

I've been known to hit my toe on the same spot in less than two minutes.

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When I was in Rome, I had to go to the bathroom.

Well, you know what they say. When in Rome...


Embarrassing fact: I can't urinate in urinals because the splash is so hard it wets my pants, so I always go in toilets.

How so?

My life, my existence is the biggest fiasco on the face of this Earth.

When I was in Rome, I had to go to the bathroom. I announce this early so that we have time to find one. About 20 minutes later we start actively looking for one. Two hours later we still hadn't found one. At that point I found a bush.

though so, just say that next time, it calls less attention to it

Okay, it was a pair of underpants. Are you happy now?

my mind is aglow with possabilities

I'll let you guess

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one of my *ahem* articles of clothing

dare I enquire what article of clothing it was specfically?

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I fear spiders to the point of literally shooting them

Me, too. When I was in Germany, one of my *ahem* articles of clothing was hanging out to dry in my family's laundry room, and when I went in to round up my clothes, I saw a spider on it. I carefully removed all the rest of my clothes, but I left that one for the next day until the spider moved, I was so afraid to touch that one article of clothing in case the spider jumped me. and it wasn't a little spider... No, this guy was pretty big (I thought), with the skinny long legs and kinda smallish body...Okay, so it was the legs that made it big, but I was still freaked out.

I killed a spider with hairspray once. That's not really embarrassing, though. Just thought I'd bring it up.

I'm OCD enough that if I don't cross off the day on my calendar, I have a hard time falling asleep. But only if I notice that I didn't cross the day off. I also can't stand things to be crooked or dusty...yet I live in a room filled with boxes and dirty clothes. Those things aren't usually embarrassing unless someone notices me dusting off things I don't need to dust off.