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Registered: October 28, 2005
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Oh and while carrying all my crap around I tripped over this planter thing. This random group of people clapped.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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Sad times, LTR. 
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: October 28, 2005
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Today the bottom of my backpack ripped so I had to carry all my crap around.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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quote: shanked
This reminded me of a certain Prison Break commercial about blocking shows...
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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I just shanked myself with my own knife
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: May 04, 2007
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- I am fat. - I have a very low self-esteem. - I wear a size 15 shoe. - I'm bored. - My best friend is a girl. That's awesome. She always helps me with my girl problems.  |
Registered: January 16, 2003
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Last night I went out to run and throw hoops again, and I was only capable of making three shots from all the ones I tried...
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: October 30, 2005
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I spend my Saturday nights watching Disney movies in Spanish.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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I ran a small portion last night and I was running out of breath. I'm in such a bad shape that it's not even funny.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: May 07, 2003
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The movie Just Like Heaven (with Reese Witherspoon) scares me. With the way my life is headed, I'm afraid I'll end up like Elizabeth.
"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has." --Margaret Mead
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Registered: April 02, 2003
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quote: Originally posted by ampmaster: your my new hero belle 
Well, that is fantastic. I never really thought of little ole' me as a hero.
You've got to get on with my own life.
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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quote: If I have less then 30 unread books in my room, i have to go get more at the store. if I don't I feel insecure and anxious.
your my new hero belle
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: January 16, 2003
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quote: The other day I called up a girl to tell her I was sorry her grandmother died, wrote a message to send to someone else about how awkward it was and then accidentally sent it to the first girl
<---Officially the lamest person ever
That's funny and sad at the same time.
"In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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Registered: January 15, 2006
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I can't snap my fingers or whistle. I hold pencils in a very nonconventional way. It's sort of clawlike and just a little scary looking. The other day I called up a girl to tell her I was sorry her grandmother died, wrote a message to send to someone else about how awkward it was and then accidentally sent it to the first girl <---Officially the lamest person ever
~*The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
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Registered: April 02, 2003
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If I have less then 30 unread books in my room, i have to go get more at the store. if I don't I feel insecure and anxious.
You've got to get on with my own life.
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Registered: October 28, 2005
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Everytime I scream during a movie I start hysterically laughing.
draft beer not soldiers...
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Registered: January 15, 2003
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I just went to the store and got a whole bunch of groceries before I realized that I had forgetten my wallet. Hahaha, I'm dumb.
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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quote: I stared at nothing.
Nothing, when became clear, was a boy.
Who was laughing.
At me.
err... okay...
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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Registered: March 09, 2007
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I stared at nothing. Nothing, when became clear, was a boy. Who was laughing. At me.
Shut your gob. You tell me nothin' in my kennel. Here, I am Queen Bitch and you will muzzle yourself.
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Registered: February 22, 2004
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I prefer my 1/4 irish heritage to my 1/2 german heritage
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
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