cheese!

u hate women? but y?

I'll send you presents, foxy.

Just not that egomaniac you're chained to.

*sends foxy cheese wheels and jars of marshmallow fluff*

Congratulations... or something.

I want presents! But I'm a misogynist! That means i can't marry anyone; someone tell me how to get presents anyway.Please, a a greedy b astard and need presents to feel good about my life.

neither *twitch twitch*

i love him *twitch* *reaches for puffin but chains keep foxy from doing so*

just send us presents like he said!! plz *bursts into sobs*

much luv

~*FOXY*~

What turned you on, foxy? Did he call you a heinous b*tch or try to convert you?

yes send us a baby stroller--cuz we'll need them