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Oooo... so much makes sense now.

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I'm also recalling my "boyfriend" from when I was in kindergarten. We were watching something on TV, and the characters kissed for a really long time, so we decided to try it. However, we didn't really get the concept of frenching or anything, so we sat there, close-lipped, rubbing our faces together for about five minutes. Ack, we were so clueless. He mentioned something about it in the cafeteria last year and I just wanted to kill him.

Jen, The Harpy of Destruction and Chocolate Chips.

*When i was like 5, I liked to play with the birds we had in a cage and one day i squeezed one too hard and it died.... my mom never found out about this.

*When I was six i would skip music class and hide behind one of the classrooms because i hated the songs we sang

I had a tedndency to memorize movies and recite them to myself.

I wrote a book from a dream I had.

I thought that under the quicksand bottom in the heart of Island Lake there was a magical place where the Disney Characters lived.

I thought my oldest baby doll (her name is Baby Georgie and I still have her lol) came to life and chased me around the house at night. So did a Jimminy Cricket doll in the church nursery, but I am not sure if that one ever existed because my only memory of it was the dream I had during a nap.lol

I waited every night for Peter Pan to come take me and my sibs to neverland.

I put salt on every slug I saw then felt bad.

My sister and I used to pretend we were in the Sonic the Hedgehog TV show.

I'm not gonna SAY what else I did

What i majorly regret that when i was a 4th grader, i bit peoples legs at school, i didn't know what the hell was wrong with me.

I also ate dirt during that year. Dirt tastes good but i don't eat it cuz i don't wanna get sick.

I got married to the same kid like 3 times in the 3rd grade

When i was like 5 or 6 yrs old, my sister told me that if you call lightning stupid, then it will strike you. So i would go outside during a storm and say "I love you lightning, your the best."
I felt so stupid when i found out that wasn't true.

yeah, i used to think that if i ever thought about death, that i or someone i know would die, i'm not that way now, but i still don't like the thought of anything dying because i'm afraid of it. Because it would be like you're calling death to you by just thinking of it...yeah, weird i know. My greatest fear is being buried alive, if i even start thinking about it, i feel like i'm going to suffocate...so i don't. In my opinion that's the worst way to die....i was just giving you an example.

"""ten of them every day"""
___Oooo... so much makes sense now.

Well, I used to think that if I dreamed about someone, they had the same dream. Like, if I dreamed my mom was a character in the fantasia movie, I expected her to remember being in it the next day...

I also picked out pebbles on the playground (the shiny quartz kind) and ate ten of them every day. I'm not really sure why.

my only confession is that i truly believe all of you had weird childhoods. I however was only freaky, and did not have any weird beliefs or desires to be taken away by vampires. i did think hard on creation and stuff, but im ok.

When i was like 5 i always thought that when I got older a vampire was going to come and take me away to his castle. I would become his bride and we would live together feeding off of people. I was a really weird child.

When i was 3 or 4 I wanted to be an explorer and I decided that i was going to go find a forest and go camping. I took a whole bunch of cheese whiz sandwiches and a thermos of chocolate milk and my dad and went to this place near the lake (i lived in a small town). I wanted to camp out on this lawn in front of a dentist's office. My dad said no so we kept going, and crossed the railroad tracks and then when we got within like a block from my house I managed to convince myself we'd gone so far we must be in Saskatchewan and we could go visit my cousins.

Around the same time, I thought that time went 1 o-clock, 2 o-clock, 3 o-clock and so on. Then I added the thirties, but I didn't realize there were minutes in between. I did the same thing with counting after I got to a thousand. 1000, 2000, 3000.....

Until I was 13 or 14 (yes, believe it, that recently) I thought money was something my parents could somehow acquire in virtually unlimited amounts at any time, just because they were adults.

I thought the Great Wall of China was visible from the moon until I was 15 (half my classmates also thought this, we're all so gullible)

well, all guys whove hit me have regretted it truly..... (the great part of a really really really strong girl....)

You hvae got to be kidding me! You and I practically have-and had- parallel brians for i thought the same stuff!lol
I also noticed wheel tracks down in the creek beds you see under road bridges when I can to S.A., since they're almost always dry. I couldn't figure out who was driving down there so I thought maybe they were left by pioneer travelers!
lol
It was about a year later I began to wonder how they could have lasted so long without grass growing over when I saw a pickup racing along down there

since im african american i didnt understand how i could be black i looked at my skin and all i saw was brown, i remeber gettin into an argument wit my gramma about it

When I was little, I used to get into my Mum's make-up and put th lipstick ALL over my face. Ect. I like put all of this white powder on my face, wore my Grandmum's old 50's dresses and shoes, ect.

My friend Case and I were 'married' in the 2nd grade.

My friend Allison, Holly, Sara, Karissa and I used to be 'cat's' at break period in kindergarten.

Uh... what else... Oh! When I was like 3 I used to knock over the lamps on the table and break em.

I thought the vacuum was a monster.

When I was 7 I knocked over a candle and it landed on the carpet and I burnt the house down... opps...
-Sunset

i knew that either cartoons or movies didn't have real people in them but I didn't know which one.

i would have dreams that i thought really happened and then i'd say something to my brother about "remember when..." but... that still happens so nevermind!

i thought that when someone got fired it meant that they would lose their job and a big statue was made of them.

i never really believed my parents were once kids.

i was going to marry my brother.

i thought my life was a movie and there were camaras all around. like the truman show but i was thinking that way before i saw the movie.

i thought that our souls also lived in animals as that we were also someones pet. for example my cat was shy so i thought he was actually the spirit of this guy i went to school with.

oh there are sooooo many more...

Well Im the most psycho. I pulled a bomb threat in 7th grade, and beat up kids who were bullies, or hit girls, or didn't share. **** like that. Ive blown a lot of stuff up, mailboxes mostly. Im a wild, bad kid who loves napalm and stupid stunts. The one and only...


PAINTBUCKET!

And if you think Im stupid, **** you.

I believed in the live in the book world too! Also in the fact thet mirrors were video cameras. I wasn't the normal kid who was afraid of the dark, infact i loved the dark and being outside. The only other thing was that flames were a portal to another world. ( i got burned alot when i was little ) man was i messed up

I used to play with rollipollies, until I found out that they eat their own feces. Nasty.

My dad used to play this game with me where he would point into the woods behind my house and go "look! it's a giraffe/pony/unicorn/ dragon/kangaroo etc." And I would always believe him and look, and then get really upset when it wasn't there!

When my sister got mad at me, she would yell "I'm gonna kill you!", and I always believed her and started crying, cause I thought she really would!