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Create your own band onlineTalk about dumb. . .and dumber. Here are some actual label instructions:
On a bar of Dial soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On Nytol
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use.
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
Do not iron clothes on body.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Fits one head.
On Sainsbury’s Peanuts
Warning: Contains nuts.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
On a Sears hair dryer
Do not use while sleeping.
On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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