Registered: July 13, 2002
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So, I'm online fighting with my friend Kyle about some topics. I've won about almost every argument, but it's made me realize that I want everyone to see my viewpoints on certain subjects.
Homosexual/Transexuality/Transgender:
I think it's weird. No, I will not lie about it. I won't rag on you about it. I accept you for who you are, but I won't support it either. Bottom line, I won't go, "Dude, you're a ***...we so can't chill man." I will go," I love you so much, no matter who you are and who you love." you won't find me at a gay festival wearing a I <3 Gays shirt. Got me? I do love my homosexual friends though, and I so do not tolerate gay bashing, but I do not plan on becoming a lesbian soon. But this bothers me...what about transexuals. Where do they fit in? I mean, straight people don't want them because guys want girls and girls want guys...not both. Gays probably not. I mean a gay guy wants another guy right? Not a guy dressed as a woman, cause then he could just go and have the real thing. I think that a bisexual and a transexual are meant for each other cause they like both. Am I right?
Teenage Pregnancy:
I don't know. I don't believe sex before marriage is wrong. I believe that you should have sex with someone you love. Most of the times that is the person you marry anyways, so that works out. So when it comes to teenage pregnancies I have no pity. Personally, I'm like you opened your legs so you deal with the responsibilities. I mean, it's so not my fault you got hot in the pants. But what really pisses me off is that these kids know that there is a risk, but they go sleep around anyway and get mad when they find out OMG...they're having a baby!!! I mean, just cause you have a condom and you're on the pill doesn't guarantee risk free sex. The best way to avoid this is:
A. Keep your legs closed or
B. Wait til you get the dream engagement ring, wedding, and honeymoon...that way he has to earn it. Besides, it's more special that way because hopefully you love him.
Masturbation:
OoOoOo...what a touchy touchy subject. I see you blushing as you read this, but seriously we have to discuss this. I mean, it's discussed in songs all the time. "Good Vibrations" Cindy Lauper, "Oops, There Goes" Tweet, and "Touch of my Hand" Britney Spears. We hear about it all the time in tv too. So why is it that it's such a touchy subject??? I mean, is it such a sin to "pleasure yourself"? ( I crack up everytime someone says that...hehe) I mean, in the old days it says if you loved yourself daily you'd go blind so guys were scared to jack off and girls were scared to finger themselves (sorry for being vulgar but it's true!!!!) . I mean, that is just so stupid. Personally, I don't see how anyone can get off on something like that...but whatever floats your boat is what I say right...
Parental Restrictions:
I understand why they got them and all...but in my opinion sometimes they can go too far! Like my mom's rule on dating. No white guys! Actually, no guys except for black guys. How gay. I say, I date whoever I want, wheneverI want dig. Besides, all their restrictions just makes me want to rebel anyway. Make's me want to go get alot of tattoos and pierce my body all over! ROCK ON!!!!
Men and Their ***** Minds:
We are the only species blessed with the ability to do the nasty whenever and where ever we want! I mean, we are so damn lucky. But then we are cursed because this has given guys the idea that sex actually IS okay anytime anywhere....no wonder they are sex-crazed....They have Hooters...Playboy....pornos...we as women cannot blame them for being ***** 24/7...it's our faults too...whoa I'm actually understanding men....scary.....let me stop writing about this before I start scratching my ****** and slapping girl's *****....
Modern Retro:
Isn't it weird that what our parents used to wear is in style for us? I mean, who really thought that bell-bottoms and flowy, hippy tops would make a comeback? And the 80's punk look is back...(awesomeness). Now it is way cooler to wear all the pink and black (2 of my fave colors by the way...). But my fave part is the return of my favorite old shows. The Carebears, The Smurfs, Strawberry Shortcake, and Rainbrow Brite...now I can buy shirts and crap with them on it! Maybe I'm buying into this corporate merchandising....but going back is fun....Hella fun....
Surfers and Shoobies:
Anyways, watching the OC has got me to thinking about surfing...a sport everyone should watch, try, or learn about. Not only is it fun as hell, but hey, the eye candy is beautiful. What pisses me off is the little shoobies and spongers on the beach. If you can't ride a real board, don't bother taking up ocean space my friend. It ruins it for the real boarders! I'm scared as hell to surf in Hawaii now...that Bethany girl just got her arm chomped off. I mean, you know there are sharks in the water but when you're on the swells, you don't care. All your thinking about is riding the curl...you're not looking for a fin anywhere...ah well, maybe that's just me...
?Random Thoughts?:
~Okay, why is it that the clock goes slower when I'm ready and waiting to go somewhere...I think it's a conspiracy made by the goverment.
~Why do we have to have 6-packs of soda's? I mean...we have 5 people in my family, so there's always like this extra soda that every one fights over you know?
~Smurfette...there was only one smurfette in a communtiy of all guy smurfs...I wish I was a smurfette...nah wait...I bet she was a total *****...
~Antonio Banderas has got to be the stupidest man alive. I mean, he married Melanie Griffith! Of all the people he chose, he chose her! Come on now, he looks damn good for his age, but he hooks up with someone who's been poked, prodded, sucked here, and tucked there to be his bride. I mean, doesn't he get tired of kissing lips that feel like they could suck up his face??? Her lips are like balloons. I bet if he jumped of the Empire State building, she could catch him with her lips...
~You know, there are some funny people in this world...I wish I was funny enough to be a stand up comedian...I mean, lots of people have made kick *** careers out of it. Bill Murray, Adam Sandler, Ellen, and that Seinfield guy. Not to mention Steve Harvey, D. L. Hughley, Bernie Mac, and Cedric the Entertainer who're still doing their thang today. and there's alot of places I could launch my career. Comicview, SNL, Mad-TV....nah...I'm into music way too much...
I don't know...that was just some of the random **** on my mind this morning. Huh, go figure...
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