I bet you loved all of the lovely replies. Also the 3 things could include; car, you and running. Or bullet, gun and head.

The running & head are optional. You can just stand there or use a different organ they both have the same result. But, I don't want to give you all of my ideas. I want to see what you can come up with.
-Sunset

I dont have a family to bark at me or whatever.

"""Shouldnt I be the one doing the barking?"""
___How about... generally speaking, yes. But in this case, a joint effort would be quite appropriate. This person even deserves to have her family bark at her because internet influence hasn't exactly had bearable results.(hence the existence of this thread)

Oh my god I do hate myself so very very much thank you. I love you all thanks for the post thank you.

I seriously hope you didn't exhaust your last three brain cells thinking of such self-glorification. But I personally think that you have no friends, thus you make such outmoded, semi-amusing threads in a dismal endeavor to make some significance out of your worthless life.

Climbing back down to reality, it appears that your true self-deprecation (and I say this while considering your extreme lack of self-worth) is entirely appropriate. You could also try combining these three elements into a life-exit strategy: rope, rafter, and chair. Or try a train track, a speeding train, and a quick jump. (The latter is optional, of course.)

I love you... but I will kill you for attention whoreing. Even though I do it sometimes...

Shouldnt I be the one doing the barking? Not that I want to. It would just make more sense.

...Someone wants attention...

"""If you dont join me you will be unhappy, pitiful ,filthy human beings your whole life"""
___It's actually really freaking hilarious that someone like you would say that. Oh and just in case you haven't figured it out yet... creating useless, pointless, self-centered threads anywhere on YN will result in me barking at you. *BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!* Next time I'll be insulting your idiocy directly.

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lol I bet this will get alot of replies.

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Just wait until Stupidity and Gem comes across this. You'll get lovely replies