Okay, this is one of the most random things ever, but we're going to have a cyber war. Example of cyber-war:

*hits Bob in the nose*

So you attack the other people in the thread. Kind of stupid, I know. But I'm done it other places, and it's amazingly addictive.

*pimp slaps watifyerite*
That'll teach ya to slap people! Now wheres my money?

*slaps every1 silly * i like this lol

*stands over YV laughing*
That will teach you to throw mayonaise!

quote:

*pulls out battle ax & chops off YV's head*

*sets Shade hat stand on fire*

*tosses Ikki a shampoo bottle*

*eats fish*

*pulls out battle ax & chops off YV's head*

*strikes pose*

How dare you?!

*throws mayonnaise at Ikkis hair*

*takes and eats baguette*

Thanks, I was hungry.

Bump.

*attacks nearest person with a baguette*

Excellent! My first profit since I sold to the Lord of Darkness.

oooh! I'll buy one

*turns to shade*

you really do have wondeful plumage

How dare you let this fall on the second page?! Horrible.

*sets a stand in the corner and sells hats with Shade feathers*

Come, come and get them while they last!

*turns fire proof*

*enchants fire extinguisher to spout fire*

*Turns extinguisher on Endlessly and hubbubaloo*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You shouldn't abuse fire extinguishers like that.

*Sets the Safety Kids on the abusers of the safety items*

They're not toys. (Did you ever have to hear all about the Safety Kids? Man they were annoying)

So are fire extinguishers.

*Aims at Noise and blasts with extinguisher*

Why not?

*Pulls out fire extinguisher and proceeds to douse flames, and then douses Shade*

Fire is dangerous, sir.

*sets laundry on fire*

It's taken care of. No one breathe.

*points at laundry bin with two days laundry in it*

scuse me?