*wades out into the middle of the river with 12g shotgun. Aff floats up and gets a shotgun to the face.*

* floats down river on back thinking that if this is a fictional world can't fictional aff be straight??" (just a thought tho) *

I could have a hetero rebound relationship!

mn seems to have a crush... but no worries... i will crush him first. But on the other hand, I dont have a problem with her spending late nights with gay boys, what am I thinking?

oh... right. Don't harm aff.

*gets behind large rock embankment after having been waken up by various shell fire, cautiously pokes head over wall*
what the heck is going on?

throws thermobaeric grenade at suspicous looking hole and is rewarded by a teenage male jumping out of the hole and running like hell towards the river

[quote] I dont have a drinking problem [quote]

mn that's my side of the family

I KNOW your not arguing with your mother.

I had to laugh at that one... heheh

I am NOT too young...

You're much too young to be having male visitors in your room at this time of night...

Ah I understand....

I dont have a drinking problem

Oh dad! Why do you ruin all of the fun. He was just going to bring me cholate!

*Umm Aff, try agian in the morning, after Hyde has had his morning mead.*

Hears alarms from a breach in the security net, and dashes in the room in time to toss a hand grenade back down the hole that aff came through... night night

Thanks for the cholate bar! Yumm I can taste it in my mouth. Oh, here come dad...

wow...this is tough

*gets into advanced tunneler and tunnels underneath extra security and comes up in the floor of the bedroom/cell thingy*

"Here's that chocolate bar from before all the fighting began"

*jumps back into digger before angry mother catches him and gives him "the look" ir one of other mother tricks

Now you've pissed your mother off... GD, watch by the end of the night I'll be sleeping on the couch.... you will pay mn.

Well, considering how P.O. my parents are, maybe we should just comunicate through cell phones and computers. Humph..this security is going to be hard to break!

*Programs computer into main security data bank and sees the amout on security on my room vs. the rest of the house.*

*Therefor concludes that it will be extreemly easy to enter house, just not my room. Stuck, yet agian.*

*installs extra security around the island mansion including mean guard dogs and a moat full of alligators*

"No one interferes with MY parenting!"

what method do you suggest

Fathers these days...

I would love for you to rescue me yet agian, but try a different method this time.

*gets up while rubbing head "ow that hurt" goes and fishes kate out of the river, gets in a tank, and asks if kate would enjoy coming along on a rescue mission to retrieve mn*