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Registered: August 14, 2004
Posts: 3132
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*T-Bones the 76 corvette with a semi, knocking it off the road, hops out, takes cambodia, pops aff in the head with my .45 ACP and throws Kate in the river, proceeds to get back in the semi and drives back home and locks cambodia in her room*
"So others may die" - USAF Intel Targeteer Motto (607th AIS)
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Registered: July 15, 2006
Posts: 678
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Sounds like a good move to me! So, excatly how fast does this thing go?
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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I drive pretty well. *Manages to pull mustang over, grabs kate and mn and jumps into my grandfathers silver, t-top 1976 crvette (which is conviniantly parked right where the mustang stopped and has armored tires) Then speeds off*
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: July 15, 2006
Posts: 678
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Why must this become so mess and violent? *Prays that Aff knows how to drive well* Go Aff!!
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6156
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*Turns on wind sheild wipers* *Using soundless pistol, cap shoots the tires of the mustang, causing it to swerve off the road*
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: May 18, 2006
Posts: 3802
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They don't cover this in drivers ed? I'm outraged!
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: July 15, 2006
Posts: 678
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*Sticks head out of sun roof and starts throwing junk at cap's sport car* Thanks for the lift aff!
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6156
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*Drives on the side of mustang and bashes it from side* Take that!
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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Oh. Sorry. My Mom was the one who gave the shirt to me for my birthday. *Drives mustang with one hand and fires pistol at cap* I don't think we covered this scenario in drivers ed...
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6156
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*Shoots back at kate* Shit I have cuts all over my face from this broken glass! See what you did?!?
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: May 18, 2006
Posts: 3802
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What kind of heartless person can mess up a Mustang? Pulls out rifel and starts firing at Cap.
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6156
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*Leans out window and shoots at mustang* *breaks window of mustang*
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: May 18, 2006
Posts: 3802
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*hops in car* No way, I saw that shirt the other day. My mom wouldn't let me buy it. She said it was innaproprate. She didn't go for the one that said "it's merely a fleah wound" either. Acualy I got a lecture about, well, I sort of zoned out before she got to the point, but you get the idea...
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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Yeah Monty Python is awesome... Hey I just realized I am wearing my killer rabbit shirt. Thats funny *stops running and gets into his 1966 mustang. and invites mn and kate to jump in*
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: July 15, 2006
Posts: 678
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Umm, aff, I thought you knew! Oh great.. we need a better plan!
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6156
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*Gets in sports car and starts chasing mn and aff*
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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Registered: May 18, 2006
Posts: 3802
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quote: Originally posted by affanculo: HA! In the words of the black night "Tis but a flesh wound"
Haha! I like this guy. I love that movie. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, for those of you not cool enough to know.
It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and understand everything.
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Registered: June 14, 2006
Posts: 956
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*while runnung asks "where are we going?"*
Y to the V to the licious ... YVlicious....
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Registered: July 15, 2006
Posts: 678
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Sounds lovely to me.  I don't speak it. RUN RUN! *Throws empty booze bottle at cap while fleeing the sceene with aff.*
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Registered: January 15, 2006
Posts: 6156
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I'll bet I know better Italian...SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *Opens fire*
And I would never feel pain / and never be without pleasure, ever, again / and if the reign stops, and everything's dry, he would cry just so I could drink the tears from his eyes...
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