*becomes intangible so that the treants do not affect her*

*Treants surround Noise and start pummeling her*

Hey, I just found it on the ground. Blame Major League Baseball for using ash bats!

How dare you defile a druid sacred tree like that, Noise.

*raises Treant (if there are any doubts as to what a "Treant" is, it is merely the proper name for an "Ent.") army of ash trees and they move to attack*

They're very angry.

*pulls book out of Quintessence's hands*

23 Minutes in Hell.... You shouldn't be reading this, child. Besides, it's much too thin a book to be throwing at us.

*Hefts up a lawbook*

Now here's a real book. Watch and learn.

*chucks it at LTR for threatening YV and I with a dastardly plan*

Can I join in?
-throws book from one hand to the other-

*Whacks Shade, YV and LTR upside the head with an ash (the type of wood) baseball bat.*

Where are you going?

*dances around Shade*

Come on, do your rotten milk dance. :P

Yeah, you can stay away from me, too.

*moves away from YV and LTR*

*wears a hip scarf and does a fertility dance*

No problem YV.

You stay away from my ovaries! You hear me!

*hides behind Shade*

quote:

Why are you trying to remove Shade and I's reproductive organs with a hose?

Hahaha.

Look kids. This is why typos are bad.

quote:

*spays both YV and Shade with a hose*

Why are you trying to remove Shade and I's reproductive organs with a hose?

Way to raise suspsion Shade.

I was trying to trick her.

I mean... umm...

*spays both YV and Shade with a hose*

Yeah.


I'm so out numbered...

*raises eyebrow*

Aren't you supposed to be attacking her?

...Though I suppose, being on her "team" and all, I should protect her.

*stands up and dusts self off*

So sorry about that mate.

*offers hand to YV*

Um. Participate. Seriously. This is pissing me off. I don't care who you are. Don't post just to post.



...Heavenly spaghetti? No thanks.

*reopens portal above YV and LTR falls on top of her*

*looks down from a higher place (ended up there because I was kicked) and stares at the action happening below. Sighs and wonders when Aff will be back to save me. *

*looks around in confusion*

How did I end up here?

*returns from the clouds*

You should really watch were you leave your stuff, Shade. I found this *shows arrow* on my garden. Now please be more careful where you leave things, someone could get hurt stepping on it or something like that.

Anyhow, like I said, I had left something heating at home. Here you go.

*hands Shade Spaghetti with sauce*

You can't be running around on the cyber field with an empty stomach and you haven't been eating well lately. Now you sit there and eat.

*crosses arms*