Yes. Tar and feather! Comrades, to the barricades, and tie up the newbie so she won't cause our downfall!

* another fresh, sickening wave of zombie warriors approaches. throws on hobark and grabs the holy necromancing stave, hurling herself over the earthen ramparts and into the undead melee *

OK Another way to get tared and feathered. Do not interupt cyber feast. Now the mood is completly ruined. Grabs tar.

*Hey Lets, Grab some feathers will ya?*

Yes Finn, the cow has been dead for a long time.
*Eats dilicous(sp) peice of swiss cheese and some sweet brown bread, dusted with brown sugar*

Ummm that sounds good

* looks around, finds another zombie, slaps him, eats a cracker, walks into a tree, falls *

*Hands peperoni to confused Aff.

*Starts looking around for more star shaped cheese.

*Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....cheese in star form.

*walks up slightly confused due to the lack of fighting "hey, does anyone have peperoni to go with the cheese and crackers?*

Excellent. Now...how aged? Is the cow that gave the milk in that cheese most likely now dead from old age?

Well let's see.
*pulls out large backpack. Sets down backpack and starts pulling out various cheeses*

"Swiss, no, Parmasan, no, American, no. Ahhh here we are, Aged chedder."

Is it aged cheddar?

Mmmm, Cheese

* sits in corner quietly eating a bowl of rice and beans while several undead warriors fly over her head in a melee of carnage *

how is that dog still walking after you beat yoda over the head with him?

ooohh tacos got any half pound cheesey bean and rice burritos? the horde and I love those...speak of the devil here they come *horde rides over hill carrying mass amounts of food and many are riding tandem with new wives* excellent *claps hands* chefs start the fires and make massive amount of amazing food! *shortly delicous smells waft in from the massive camp fires*

*me & the Taco Bell dog bring over tacos* enjoy!

My Horde bring up the yurts and our womenfolk go out among the fat plains dwellers and the hearders and take from them grains and vegetation, go out to the herders and take from the rich meats, tonight we feast! *cheers from the horde* and no wife stealing*slight mumbles from the horde* however if any man among you can pay the bride fee you may wed this night *cheers from the horde* now go my horde and bring food that we may feast! *horde rides off*

+~+passes crackers+~+

Pass the crackers!

*Sits down at table and starts to eat a star shaped piece of cheese.

I declare that today we shall take a sabatical from this horrid war. This day will be a holiday. There will be food and drink and cheese. There shall be music and dancing! Let all rejoice!

*sits at large feast table with all kinds of cheese and waits for others to arrive*

we can have cyber battles on the OORPG too. everybody check out The Official Occult Role-playing Game.

Never underestimate the power of cheese.